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It's Dwayne Who's gonna sell the necklace For a fortune, Dwayne is, that's me I say D-W-A-N- uh... I mean D-W-A-Y-N-E
Oh, brother. (puts her hand on her head) (Rapunzel walks to a bullhorn and picks it up) (Rapunzel asks and tells Kiera, Varian and Catalina)
Guys, don't you get it? If we can hear him, he can hear us. We just need to make our voices louder. (Kiera, Varian and Catalina walk to her) Hello!
(gasps while being frightened) Is someone there?
Listen, you bone-headed weasel! (Dwayne jumps when he frightened then he is protecting himself with his sausage when he is hearing voices)
Angry, give it back. (tells Kiera to hand the bullhorn back to her)
Who's angry? Give what back? (confused)
We're not going to get him to bring us to the sea by insulting him.
Wait... Insult who?
(whispering) You know, something tells me he's not going to do it if we ask him nicely either. (Dwayne takes his sausage off the twig then he puts it on his ear) (Dwayne takes the sausage away from his ear then he pokes it with his finger)
You're right. (ghostly voice) Dwayne! This is your subconscious...
Huh? Sub... What now?
Your subconscious. You know, your innermost self? That little voice in your head?
Oh, I don't understand.
Just listen! You need to drop the pendant into the sea.
Well, why? (holds the pendant and sees it) This thing is worth a fortune!
It is. Uh... But it's a... a magic pendant. If you throw it into the sea, it will grow... uh, 10 times as big... and be worth so much more.
Uh... I don't know.
Uh, Might be time for some reverse psychology.
I don't think forward psychology would work on this dimwit.
You're right, Dwayne. Don't do it. Let the lucky crook you sell it to do it. That way he can get rich.
Why, that backstabbing jerk! (breaks his sausage into half and starts to storm off angrily) No one double-crosses Dwayne! (tosses the meat into the fire) (ominious music playing) (Max, Ruddiger and Pascal try to find Dwayne then they see him on a cliff) (Dwayne stops walking at the edge of the cliff and he removes the shell off his neck then he is about to toss it into the sea)
That's it, Dwayne. You're almost there. (Max neighs when he and Ruddiger see that Dwayne is about to toss the shell into the sea) (Max whinnies) (Max turns around to come up with a plan alongside Ruddiger and Pascal to take the pendant away from Dwayne) (Max whickers and neighs determinedly) (Max drew Pascal holding a flag with #1 on it while Ruddiger holding a flag that has Max's name on it) (Max also drew him going to jump on a tree then he slides backwards then knocks Dwayne into the river and taking the pendant) (Ruddiger erases a draw of Pascal holding a flag #1 and Ruddiger holding a flag that has Max's name on it) (Ruddiger drew a plan of him jumping on Dwayne to knock him out and take the pendant) (Max whinnies angrily and he stomps his hoof) (Pascal drew of himself being annoyed while he grumbles) (Pascal and Ruddiger go to the same direction) (Pascal squeaks) (waves crashing) (Dwayne is about to toss the pendant back into the sea) (Rapunzel, Kiera, Varian and Catalina see that Dwayne is about to toss the pendant back into the sea)
Oh! He's actually doing it! (tells Varian, Kiera and Rapunzel) (Pascal chitters when he and Ruddiger sneak up on Dwayne from behind) (Max neighs frantically) (Hamuel cawing when hanging on a branch upside down) (Pascal squeaks when he climbs on Dwayne while invisible) (Pascal turns visible and tries to take the pendant from Dwayne) (Pascal squeaks when he climbs down to the beads then he sees Varian, Catalina, Kiera and Rapunzel inside the shell) (Pascal chitters)
Oh. Be careful, Pascal! (tells her pet when she, Kiera, Catalina and Varian are worried)
Pascal? (Pascal turns invisible again) My name's Dwayne. (Pascal squeaks) I'm beginning to think you're not my... my sub... sub... (stammering) That thing you said. (Pascal is visible when he squeaks) (Dwayne yelps) (Dwayne tries to shake Pascal off the pendant while Pascal squeaks) (Dwayne flings Pascal to the ground then Pascal squeaks weakly) (Ruddiger chittering when he runs towards and leaps on Dwayne but the former is tossed back to the ground) (Max whinnies angrily when he runs towards Dwayne) (Dwayne runs from Max then the former jumps down) (Max turns around and neighs angrily at Ruddiger and Pascal for letting Dwayne escape with the pendant that sucked Rapunzel, Varian, Kiera and Catalina inside) (Max runs to find Dwayne) (Max whinnying when he picked up Dwayne's scent then he walks to a tree stump where Dwayne is hiding behind) (branches rustling then Ruddiger and Pascal appear)(thrilling music playing) (Ruddiger and Pascal are slammed into Max) (Ruddiger, Pascal and Max crashing) (Dwayne runs away) (Dwayne laughing deviously) (Ruddiger chitters, Pascal squeaks and Max whinnies) That's right. No dumb animal is ever going to catch Dwayne... (a vulture swoops down to pick him up) (Dwayne yells when the vulture brings him back to the nest but Dwayne drops one of his boots)
Don't eat me! I'm probably all gristle. (pinches his arm) (Vulture newborns peeping) (vulture gagging) What? You want me to eat that? Uhh.. Thanks but I'm not really a worm guy.
Looks like we can officially count the animals out of our rescue plan.
Guys, I have been in a lot of situations like this. Well, not like this. I mean, how often does a person get stuck inside a trinket? But the important thing is we can never give up hope on our friends. Max is a top-notch guard. He just needs to learn that a great leader has to listen as well as give orders. (Maximus whickers) (Max sees beavers and an owl help each other which makes Max smile) In other words, he has to learn how to play well with others. They all do. Each one of those guys has something special about them. Pascal may be small but he's mighty. And also adorable. (Pascal squeaks sadly) (Rapunzel chuckles)(Max neighs) (Pascal hears Max coming to him) (Max neighs happily and licks Pascal) (Pascal squeaks happily) (Pascal climbs on Max) (Pascal squeaking) (Max neighing) (Max and Pascal run to find Ruddiger and Hamuel) And Ruddiger is cunning, and loyal (Ruddiger is sleeping upside down when he hangs on a tree) (Ruddiger snores then wakes up when he see Max and Pascal coming) (Max distant neighing) (Ruddiger chitters inquisitively) (thrilling music playing) (Ruddiger stops hanging upside down and sits on a tree) (Max stomps a tree twice and two apples fell to Ruddiger's paws) (Ruddiger chitters happily) (Max neighs) (Pascal squeaking when he waves to Ruddiger) (Ruddiger holds two apples while jumping to Max's saddle then he gives one apple to Max) (Pascal and Max turn around) (Ruddiger and Max toast the apples before eating the fruit then they eat) (Max, Pascal and Ruddiger leave to find Hamuel) If they could just come together, they would be unstoppable. (Max neighs when leaping above a rock)
I couldn't help but notice you forgot to mention the bird. (tells Rapunzel)
Oh! I didn't forget.
But Princess, even if those guys got their acts together, how would they find us all the way up here?
You're right. (walks to a curtain) Did you say your finger was normal sized when it was outside the shell. (asks Catalina)
So, you gonna finish that worm? (asks the vulture) (chicks peeping)
Princess Rapunzel and Varian team up for the third time; the others being in "The Alchemist Returns" and "Rapunzel's Return, Part 2"
(pants) I can't control it.
You will, Cassandra. In time.
I thought by taking the MoonStone, my destiny would become clear. But... what if I don't even have a destiny?
Of course you do. It is to destroy Rapunzel.
Destroy Rapunzel? (see red rocks smashing) But... I-I couldn't-- What's happening? (asks her mentor)
You're connected the rocks. They respond to your feelings. Even fear. (suspense music playing)
What does it mean, Demanitus? What does it mean? (translating the scroll then he turns around when he hears his dad)
Varian! (Varian opens the door and sees that his dad is encased by inside the amber)
Dad! No! No, not again! (runs to his dad to help free him)
Serves you right, traitor. (tells Varian)
There's the betrayer. (angry mob chatter) (Varian sees the angry townspeople)
This is what you deserve!
Dad?
Varian! (wants his son to help him)
No! What? Uh... (wakes up from his nightmare) (table rattling) (sighs) (runs outside while Ruddiger is on his neck)
Morning, son. (Varian sees his dad pushing a wheelbarrow of apples) (Ruddiger squeaks when he sees red rocks)
What is it, buddy? (asks his pet) (Ruddiger chittering then he climbs off Varian and runs down the steps) (Ruddiger sniffs, chitters then backs away scared) (Varian walks down the steps and sees the red rocks) Well... this is new. (Ruddiger chitters when he goes behind Varian)
Last stop on our tour, the north balcony. Technically, the last stop is the royal kitchen, but I lost kitchen privileges after the last month's incident. Word to the wise, a meatball catapult may sound like a brillant idea in theory, but in practice... Well, it's a long story. Let's not talk about it, let's just move on. (red rocks rumbling) (people murmuring) (ground cracking) (red rocks rumbling) (old man screaming) Okay, biceps, let's do this! (tries to hold on to an old man that fell from the balcony) (yells) (Rapunzel sees and runs to save Lance, Pascal and an old man from falling) (Lance screaming) (Rapunzel unties her hair then she wraps her hair to the lampost and grunts to save Lance, Pascal and an old man) (Lance, Pascal and an old man fell into a pile of hay) Oh. Whoa! (laugh) (Pascal squeaks)
I call that move, "the slingshot."
Give it up for Princess Rapunzel! (tells the people) (Lance, Pascal and townspeople are cheering for Rapunzel)
Ah, just doing my part. (chuckles) (Eugene runs to Rapunzel and asks)
Everybody okay?
We're fine, but we have some new additions. (she and Eugene see the red rocks) (walks to the red rocks and puts her hand on it) Cassandra?
Ruddiger! R-Ruddiger! (groans) (sighs) W--Ruddiger, where are you? (a raccoon chittering and Varian runs) (upbeat music playing) Hey! Buddy, where you headed? (chases a raccoon when Varian sees it leaps on roof while he is running on the stairs) (a raccoon chirp) (Varian jumps off the stairs) (sigh, grunts) (bumps into a wall) (runs to Feldspar and a woman that is holding an infant to greet them) Oh! Sorry. Hi.
Don't you have a kingdom to overthrow or something? (asks Varian but he ignores him)
(chuckling) Yeah... Uh, you haven't seen a raccoon around, have you? (asks Feldspar and a lady)
Humph! (infant crying)
Okay. Uh... N-Never mind. (chuckles) (walks away from Feldspar and a lady holding an infant) (raccoon chirping) (thud) (sees a raccoon and runs after it) Ruddiger! Hey, hey, hey, come back here! Ruddig-- (sees a different raccoon) (raccoon meowing and licking fur) (raccoon screech and it runs away but Ruddiger is shown from behind) (Varian turns around and he is glad to see Ruddiger then runs to him) (gasp) Hey! Buddy, I was looking for you! Wha-- What are you-- Hello? (tries to snap his pet out of it) W-what's wrong? (picks up his pet) Hey. (red rocks crash) (people screaming)
Now, theoretically, if we sever this chain of rocks, using one of my alchemical solutions, then we can cut off the red rocks' fear power.
Oh, we can so cut off their power. (turns around to see Pascal on her shoulder then Pascal squeaks)
You just need a cavern that runs deep enough.
Deep cavern... (gasp) I know just the place! (she, Varian and Eugene hear a handmaiden screaming when running away from a moth-winged Old Lady Crowley)
Hey! You didn't change the linens!
No, no, no, no! (Rapunzel, Varian and Eugene run to her then they see her frozen)
(gasp) Oh, no! (touches the frozen maid) It's getting worse. We can't let this happen to anybody else. Your plan starts now.
It's up to you two to keep the people's spirits up. Remember, you can't let fear take hold of anyone for too long, or...
Don't worry, sunshine, we'll think of something.
Yeah, with us two putting our heads together-- (scream) (Clown-spider laughing) Get away from me, Clown-spider! (he is screaming and running away) (Eugene catches the frozen Ruddiger after Lance tossed Varian's frozen pet into the air)
Or I'll be thinking of something at the very least.
No problem. We got this. No problem, we got this. (chuckle) (Pascal sees a scared Varian) (Pascal squeaks when he sees an insect) (Rapunzel and Varian go to the other side of the wood) (Rapunzel and Varian stop walking for a second)
You okay, Varian? (asks him) Because you've said, "No problem, we've got this," 23 times now. Look, I'm actually keeping track. Heh. (she shows Varian a drawing of him and the twenty-three tally marks on the next page of her journal)
(chuckling) That's... I'm fine, really. Uh, you know, just trying not to set off 3000 traps down here! (tells Raps) (he and Raps continue to walk) (Pascal sees an insect flying to a lever then Pascal's tongue activates it) (lever rattling and Pascal eats the insect)
Relax. We've been through these tunnels too many times for that to-- (sees Pascal eating the insect and the lever is activated) (traps creaking, hiss) (Varian, Rapunzel and Pascal see the traps underneath them open) Look out! (tells Varian) (she is holding on but Varian's book and amber solutions fell out of his bag)
Whoa! My supplies! (explosion) (tries to hold on) Oh! (struggling) (about to fall into the hole but Rapunzel unties her hair to save him) (Varian is screaming then he grabs on to Rapunzel's hair) (Rapunzel grunting when she pulls Varian up) Ooh! Oh, thank you.
Oh, are you okay? (asks Varian after she pulled him up) (Varian takes his bag off his back)
I'm fine. (holds his bag to see his items that remain inside) Oh, but we've only got one vial of my solution left. (takes his solution out his bag then he puts his bag on his back)
Well, then I guess, we'll just have to make it count. (tells Varian before he walks away) (Pascal squeaking and he sees another insect) (clears throat) (scolds Pascal)
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