Rapunzel's Tangled Adventure quotes

Rapunzel

Alright, Eugene, agenda me.

Eugene

Okie dokie. We're gonna start off with what promises to be tons of fun, the semi-annual wheat crop report. (Raps takes three papers out of her bag and hand those to Eugene but he toss them to Lance)

Rapunzel

Already reviewed, and I know you were kidding, but, believe it or not, it was fun. (tells Eugene and Lance)

Eugene

Next, you've gotta approve the design for the castle's new footbridge. (Raps takes the decree of the footbridge to Eugene)

Rapunzel

Did it this morning. (Eugene hands the plans to her) In fact, while I was it, I designed a few more footbridges. Or would it be feetbridge?

Eugene

Woof!

Rapunzel

What? (hands the design to Lance) I'm used to getting a lot done by 7:15. (a maid walks by Rapunzel, Eugene and Lance)

Lance

What about breakfast? (asks Rapunzel)

Rapunzel

Breakfast? I eat motivation for breakfast. (Pascal squeaks) (Pascal snags a pastry to give Rapunzel then the latter holds it) (Pascal squeaks) Well, and cherry croissants. (eats it) Thanks, Pascal. (Eugene walks to the entrance of Cassandra's bedroom and he is spooked by her dummy)

Eugene

(chuckle) You know, I gotta say, Sunshine, even I-- Ah!

Rapunzel

Cass' sparring dummy?

Eugene

Oh, that's rich. Cass isn't even here, and she still finds a way to annoy me. (cart squeaking) (Old Lady Crowley exits Cassandra's bedroom with Cassandra's belongings)

Rapunzel

Mrs. Crowley, what are you doing with Cassandra's things? (walks to her and asks) (Rapunzel walks to Cassandra's belongings)

Old Lady Crowley

Meh. She's gone. So now it's junk. (takes and holds Cassandra's helmet) (Rapunzel turns around)

Rapunzel

Now, just a minute. I have faith that Cass will return, so kindly put her things back where you found them.

Old Lady Crowley

Sure. While I'm at it, are there any beds you would like me to unmade, or trash that needs to be brought back in, Your Highness? (Pascal grumbles)

Rapunzel

No, no. I guess I'll just do it. (Old Lady Crowley gives Cassandra's helmet to Rapunzel)

Old Lady Crowley

Help yourself. I'm on my break. (tells Rapunzel and leaves) The rest of her stuff is in the storage vault. (Pascal squeak)

Rapunzel

(grunting) Cass' stuff gotta be here somewhere. Ah ha! (runs to Cassandra's belongings) (scraping) (hourglass humming) (Raps open a trunk) Oh, it's Cass' things alright. (sees inside a trunk and Eugene walks to her) Look, her shield, her mace... Aww. Her lucky halberd head.

Eugene

Look, I know you love Cass, and I can totally understand why you want her back in your life. But don't forget that she betrayed you.

Rapunzel

She's still a friend.

Eugene

I just don't wanna see you get hurt, anymore, that's all. It's time to put yourself first and let her go.

Rapunzel

Eugene, friends don't leave friends behind. Okay? I need you to understand that.

Eugene

Rapunzel, she's the one who left you.

Lance

Hey! (chuckles) Look what I found. (holds an item that has Eugene's face blowing a raspberry with an arrow on his nose) (chucles) For once, they got your nose right! (points to Eugene's nose on bulls-eye) Not to mention that this... is so very awkward. (puts the bulls-eye down)

Rapunzel

It's okay, Lance. (puts the crate of Cassandra's belongings on a catapult) (smash, clatter) (Rapunzel and Eugene run to a noise)

Eugene

I-I got it, I got it! (an hourglass rolls to Cassandra's belongings) (humming) (Rapunzel holds two goblets) (goblets clink)

Rapunzel

I think I'm gonna go outside. (tells Eugene and Lance) (gives the two goblets to Eugene) (Rapunzel walks to the crate and carries it) Get some air and reorganize this stuff. (starts to leave) (Lance walks to Eugene and they are worried about Rapunzel) (Eugene feels down)

Rapunzel

I remember painting this, Pascal. All these things have their own story. (Pascal squeaking) (holds an Owl doll) Wait, what's this? (sees and holds an hourglass) (hourglass humming) Hmm? This isn't Cassandra's. (hourglass humming) (steps back) Whoa! (hourglass shatters) (air rushing)

Rapunzel

(cough) Ah... Well, I can't say that wasn't weird.

Freeze! (Rapunzel and Pascal hear a man) (a teenage Lance and Eugene ran outside after they stole a priceless egg from a shop)

Hey, careful! That egg's priceless!

Come on, Burnsie, you're gonna get us caught! (holds Rapunzel's hand)

Rapunzel

What? (confused)

Go, go, go! (he and Rapunzel follow teenage Lance)

Rapunzel

Burns-- Whoa!

Stop, thieves! (two guards ran by the shop)

Rapunzel

Now, just hold on! Okay? (teenage Eugene and Lance put their hoods down) You had better tell me who you are right... now? (shocked)

Uh, w-what are you staring at, Burnsie?

Am I finally growing facial hair? (sees his chin) (Max neighing) (Raps turns around to see a mad young Max) (young Max snorts) (young Max whinnying) (young Max runs into the alley)

Oh! Not him again. (refers to Max) (Eugene grabs Rapunzel and they run then Lance alongside them) Lance, Apple Pie! (Lance stops)

Oh, yeah! (drops a barrel of apples to the ground to trip a young Max) (a young Max whinnying then he falls) (two guards yelling) (young Max snorts when he takes a bite of an apple)

Quick, in here. (tells Rapunzel and teenage Lance to hide at a clothing shop) (two guards yelling)

Phew! (laughing) No more gruel for us! (holds a priceless egg) (kiss a priceless egg) Tonight, we eat lobster! (laugh) Not to mention, we'll finally be able to pay off the Baron. (he holds a priceless egg and he walks away with teenage Lance) (Pascal squeak then he and Raps gasps)

Rapunzel

(blinks) This is crazy! A young Lance and Eugene? It can't be! (teenage Eugene sees his reflection)

Who's the man? You're the man! (chuckles) (teenage Lance walks to him)

Uh, what is wrong with your face? (as teenage Eugene)

I-it's just a little something I've been cooking up. I call it, "The Blaze."

Blaze? (laugh) It's barely a smolder.

Rapunzel

Yep, that's them alright. And either they found the fountain of youth, or... (Pascal squeaks) (Pascal and Raps turn around to see a poster) Pascal! That's the poster from when I went missing! We just went back in time. (Pascal leaps on Rapunzel's shoulder) But, why do they seem to know us? They keep calling me Burns... (gasps) (Pascal squeaks)

Oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh... (freaking out) (Patchy is also freaking out) (grunting) (teenage Eugene walks to Raps)

Burnsie! Shh! Keep it down! (Pascal squeaks) (teenage Eugene and teenage Lance dogpile on Rapunzel and Pascal)

I heard something this way. (tells the other guards) (guard runs towards a noise)

Rapunzel

Okay. So apparently, we are trapped in the bodies of the teenage Stabbingtons? (Pascal squeak) I don't know, but for now, uh, we go with it, and try to remain calm until we can figure out what's happening. (she and Pascal hear a guard)

We know you boys are in there. We have the building surrounded.

Rapunzel

Alright, nobody panic. We can get out of this if we all work together... (teen Eugene and Lance left) Great, they ditched us. (door open)

Where are the other two? (three guards enter the shop) (two guards point their halberds at Rapunzel and Pascal)

Rapunzel

Uh, to be honest, I don't even know where I am right now, so-- (a guard holds Rapunzel's arm) (Pascal squeaks)

Take these wise guys to the wagon. We'll find the others. (guards exit the shop) (door slams)

Ah. The old mannquin shenanigans. Works every time. (fist bumps teen Lance) Oof, uh-huh. (grunting)

You think we should, uh, help, with the Stabbies?

You know the rule, Lance. Every man for himself. Besides, I'm sure they're fine. (fist bumps teen Lance) (he and teen Lance exit)

Rapunzel

(sighs) (Pascal squeaks) Relax, okay? Breathe. (tells her pet) I can get out of this. I am well-versed in Corona laws, so we'll probably only be detained for a night. (she and Pascal hear the Captain of the Guard)

You two scrubs are wanted in all seven kingdoms. (tells Sideburns and Patchy) You're going away for a long time. (locks door) (leaves) (suspense music playing) (Rapunzel is shocked then mad) (young Max arrives) (young Maximus nickering) (Pete elbows Stan)

Pete

Looks like somebody wants to help haul the wagon, doesn't he, Stan?

Stan

It sure does, Pete. (Pascal squeaking) (Rapunzel and Pascal hear Pete and Stan) (Max nickering)

Rapunzel

(gasp) Max! (Pascal squeaks) Aw, teenage Max was so cute! (Max snuffs at Sideburns and Patchy) (Max grumbling) (teen Sideburns smiles) (teen Patchy also smiles) (suspense music playing) (young Max walks to the horses)

Stan

chuckling) Aw, it's okay, Max. Maybe one day, you'll be big enough. Who knows, maybe even a horse in the royal guard. (pets Max's mane) You go ahead.. (Raps sees a young Stan, a young Pete and a young Max) (Pascal squeaks)

Rapunzel

We've gotta get back to our own time, but first, we've gotta get out of here. (has an idea) Hmm... I think I know what will do the trick. (using "tough guy" voice) Hey, Patchy. We might be behind bars, but I'll tell you what the real crime is. (scoff) That guard's mustache. (talks about Pete) (Max neighing) You know, I'll tell you who should have a mustache. His partner. Now, that guy has a stache face. (talks about Stan) (Max neighing)

Stan

I told you I should be the mustache guy.

Pete

Nobody said you can't.

Rapunzel

Nah, you can't both be the mustache guy. (Pete and Stan walk to Sideburns)

Stan

You know, he's right. It's just ridiculous. (agrees with Sideburns)

Pete

You're ridiculous. (tells Stan)

Stan

I'm sorry, but your face and your mustache, they just don't go together.

Pete

(gasp) How dare you. (points his finger at Stan but the latter slaps the former's finger) I'm-- (he and Stan slapping each other) Ow, not the face! (Pascal takes the keys from Pete when he and Stan are distracted) (Pascal squeaks) (Pascal gives the keys to Rapunzel) (yelling continues) (Raps runs to the door) Cut it out! Ow!

Stan

Ow! (Rapunzel opens the door to see that Pete and Stan are still slapping themselves) (Papunzel and Pascal escape from the wagon) (Pascal squeaks)

Rapunzel

Ow! Gah, forgot that I'm a foot taller. (crashing) (screech) (Pascal is flung to a book by a halberd and Raps sees) (Pascal squeaks when he and a book fell to the floor) (Pascal squeaking) (book opens to a page that has an hourglass and Pascal points to it) (Pascal squeaks) Pascal, you genius! (Raps bends on her knees and tells her pet) Okay, okay, okay. (holds the book) "The hourglass," blah, blah, blah, has great power," yada yada yada... "It will send any who fall within its mist forward or backward in time 10 years?" (turns around when she hears Stan and Pete)

Stan

Hurry up, mustache man, they went this way!

Rapunzel

Quick, the secret passage. (she and Pascal run to the klin)

Pete

Again, with the insults?

Stan

How is that an insult?

Rapunzel

Okay. Xavier has all kinds of books on mystical stuff, so if there's a way to get back home, this is where we'll find it. How did he open this again?

Pete

I know sarcasm when I hear it. (Pascal squeaks) (Rapunzel turns a horseshoe) (klin rumbling) (Pascal and Rapunzel run inside) (the klin shuts)

Rapunzel

So that's why we're the Stabbingtons. (puts the torch back) They must have been the two people closest to where we traveled through time! (Pascal squeaks) (Rapunzel sits on the steps and closes the book) Okay, we gotta break into the castle and steal the hourglass, so we can get back home, Pascal. (Rapunzel puts the the book down and takes a layout of the castle from a barrel) (unrolls the layout of castle) (Pascal squeaking) (Raps takes a pen from Pascal) True. If we're gonna pull a castle heist, we're gonna need some help.

Eugene

(laughing) Now that we don't have to split the profits with the Stabbingtons, I'm gonna take Stalyan out on a really fancy date. I'm talking a place with tables and napkins and utensils... (chair creaks) you know, a nice place. (tells teen Lance) (Rapunzel appears)

Rapunzel

Hello! (teen Eugene fells off his stool)

Eugene

W-what?

Rapunzel

Um... (clears throat) I mean, um, (using "tough guy" voice) hello, jerks. We have another, um, opportunity we thought you two might be interested in.

Nah, we're all set. (wipes dust from his coat) Besides, I'm surprised you came back. We left you and Ugly high and dry back there.

Rapunzel

Me and Ug-- (gasps) Who's ugly? He's not ugly. (Pascal squeaks) He's adorable. (Pascal chirps when Raps pets him) (teen Eugene and Lance are unamused)

Who's adorable? (Patchy is on Sideburns) You are! (Patchy goes off Sideburs) You are, buddy! (pinches teen Patchy's cheek) That's eight, my little buddy. (Patchy waves awkwardly to teen Eugene and Lance)

Uh, feeling okay, Sideburns?

Rapunzel

Oh, right. Nah, he's ugly. (agrees with teen Eugene) (Pascal squeaks angrily) (Raps looks at Pascal) And tough. We're both tough. (walks to teen Eugene and Lance) Nothi-- Nothing but a couple of tough guys over here. (punches teen Eugene) (teen Eugene struggling to catch two priceless eggs)

Whoa!

Ahh! (teen Eugene struggling to catch two priceless eggs) (teen Lance gasp) You told me there was only one egg!

There was! After I took the first one. (Rapunzel is mad when she walks to teen Eugene)

Rapunzel

You tried to cheat Lance?

Ha! I shoulda known! You were always trying to cheat me, Flynn.

I'm not always trying to cheat you, Lance. Alright, let's call it 70-30. (Rapunzel and teen Lance are mad at teen Eugene)

You are a selfish jerk, you know that?!

Yeah, well, being a selfish jerk, is how you get ahead in this world. (mad at teen Lance)

Oh, that's it! (mad and pushes teen Eugene to the ground) (indistinct yelling) (Raps and Pascal see a fight of teen Eugene and teen Lance) (glass smashing) (Pascal squeaks)

Lance! (clears throat) After some spirited discourse, Lance and I have decided that we'd to partake in your opportunity as we have recently come into some rather, it's call it, unfortunate financial limitations. (teen Lance removes the shards off teen Eugene's hair) (glass tinkling)

Rapunzel

Wise choice, boys. (she, Pascal, teen Eugene and teen Lance see the blueprints of the castle)

So, what's the mark?

Rapunzel

The royal vault. (Pascal squeak)

Come again?

You say what now?

Rapunzel

Once it's dark, we'll creep in through a small crack in the curtain walls surrounding the castle. (draws lines the blueprint of the walls) Then, we'll make our entry here. (draws an x on the blueprint of the guard's tower)

Uh, that's the guard's tower. You know, where all the guards hang out. We'll never be able to sneak past them.

Rapunzel

We won't have to sneak past them. We're gonna sneak under them. (tells teen Eugene and teen Lance)

Wait, how do you know all this, Sideburns? (he, Raps, Pascal and teen Lance crawl into the secret passage way) (he puts the gate back)

Quiet, Flynn! Let the man talk.

Rapunzel

From there, we take the west corridor. (she, teen Lance and teen Eugene enter the castle from the secret passage)

But, that's the long way around! (teen Eugene sees two priceless goblets but teen Lance grabs teen Eugene's collar and drag him away)