A character in Queer Duck
Openly Gator
Queer Duck · 25 quotes
2nd most-quoted character in Queer Duck: in 12 of its 25 quotes
Most scenes with: Queer Duck (12), Bipolar Bear (2), Oscar Wildcat (2)
So son, when are you going to get yourself a girlfriend and give us some grandchildren?
Well, gee, dad I guess I haven't found the right girl.
Openly Gator[Under his breath] Yeah... one with a penis.
What was that?
Mother? Father? ...I'm gay!
[After Queer Duck turns off the porno]
Hey! I was watching that!
Openly Gator[Handing him a drink] Here! [Little Lucky drinks it]
Why did you turn it off? I'm gonna---[Passes out]
[To Openly Gator] Did you give my nephew a roofie?
Openly Gator...Half!
Openly GatorThe whole party's coming back to me! This place was wall-to-wall cock! [Sees Little Lucky] coke! We were doing coke...a-cola. We drank Coca Cola and Mountain Dew and Doctor Poppers--eh Pepper!
Go back to bed.
Openly GatorGood idea...
Who was that?
The boogeyman.
[Queer Duck makes a prank phone call to Dr. Laura's show and the group shares high fives]
Openly Gator!
Openly GatorChrist! I nearly wet myself!
Bipolar Bear!
I nearly wet him too! [laughs]
Oscar Wildcat!
I haven't seen such urbane gay wit since they canceled Gomer Pyle!
[Waiting in a long line for Barbara Streisand tickets.]
Come on, come on, let's get moving!
GatorThis is like a gay-pride pirade in slow motion.
Welcome to homos in slow-mo. [laughs then pauses] I'll be quiet.
You do that.
Openly Gator[seeing his nose twisted by the weights] I'm a freak!
No! You look cute with your little... turned up nose.
I, Adam Seymour Duckstein take you, Steven Arlo as my one and only. Unless you're out of town, or we have a really big fight, or when its one part of a man's body coming through a hole in the wall... [hours pass, the sun sets] ...and it doesn't count as cheating if its a threesome, or that really cute delivery boy! Uhm... amen?
Openly Gator[emotionally] Oh, Queer Duck! You really do love me!
[In the midst a plane crash.]
Openly GatorQueer Duck, if we survive this plane crash, will you marry me?
Ah, we're not going to survive this are we?
Openly GatorNo.
Then sure!
Openly GatorFor the last time, Charlton Heston was not gay!
Oh, please! He wore a skirt in every picture he was in!
I heard the original title of Ben Hur was Ben Gay! [Laughs]
So after a quick stop at the local rubber tree, Queer Duck and Openly Gator attended to the task at hand...
[Motioning to Bipolar Bear's butt] You first!
Openly GatorNo, no. Age before beauty!
Openly GatorThat was so embarrassing, you got us kicked out of Wiener Dog.
I just assumed it was a gay bar.
Openly GatorYou think everywhere is a gay bar.
Santa Claus is bi, my oh my!
There's nothing that I won't try!
Openly GatorSo lets all cheer, 'cause Santa's queer!
[Singing in Harmony] Santa Claus is gaaaaay!
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