Oscar Wildcat[Attempting to disguise his voice] I was just wondering how much rat poison it would take to kill an old lady. I've already added a lot, and so far she just seems to like that taste!
S1 E15 Unfinished Business
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Oscar Wildcat
Queer Duck · 25 quotes
4th most-quoted character in Queer Duck: in 4 of its 25 quotes
Most scenes with: Queer Duck (2), Openly Gator (2), Bi-Polar Bear (2)
Lines by Oscar Wildcat 1
Oscar WildcatScenes with Oscar Wildcat 3
[Queer Duck makes a prank phone call to Dr. Laura's show and the group shares high fives]
Openly Gator!
Christ! I nearly wet myself!
Bipolar Bear!
I nearly wet him too! [laughs]
Oscar Wildcat!
Oscar WildcatI haven't seen such urbane gay wit since they canceled Gomer Pyle!
S1 E15 Unfinished Business
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[Waiting in a long line for Barbara Streisand tickets.]
Come on, come on, let's get moving!
This is like a gay-pride pirade in slow motion.
Welcome to homos in slow-mo. [laughs then pauses] I'll be quiet.
WildcatYou do that.
S1 E15 Unfinished Business
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I love mardi gras, even though I don't know what it is.
Oscar WildcatIt's french for "Everybody's Gay."
S1 E15 Unfinished Business
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