A character in Queer Duck
Bipolar Bear
Queer Duck · 25 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Queer Duck: in 5 of its 25 quotes
Most scenes with: Queer Duck (3), Openly Gator (2)
[Queer Duck makes a prank phone call to Dr. Laura's show and the group shares high fives]
Openly Gator!
Christ! I nearly wet myself!
Bipolar Bear!
Bipolar BearI nearly wet him too! [laughs]
Oscar Wildcat!
I haven't seen such urbane gay wit since they canceled Gomer Pyle!
Bipolar Bear, will you pound the organ?
Bipolar BearYa betcher booty! But first I'll play some music! [laughs]
For the last time, Charlton Heston was not gay!
Oh, please! He wore a skirt in every picture he was in!
Bipolar BearI heard the original title of Ben Hur was Ben Gay! [Laughs]
[Bipolar Bear is told by the aliens they will just drop him off]
Bipolar BearWhat? No anal probe?
We... don't really do that.
Bipolar BearCome on! You're not going to give me the anal probe? I'm missing Rosie for this!
Very well... prepare the... anal probulator...
We can take a more pleasing form [Transforms into a Barbara Eden-esque woman]
Bipolar BearYou are way off!
You're gay, aren't you?
Why are the good ones always gay?
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