Mr. Duckstein
So son, when are you going to get yourself a girlfriend and give us some grandchildren?
Queer Duck
Well, gee, dad I guess I haven't found the right girl.
Openly Gator
[Under his breath] Yeah... one with a penis.
Mr. Duckstein
What was that?
Queer Duck
Mother? Father? ...I'm gay!
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