Queer Duck quotes from Queer Duck

Openly Gator

For the last time, Charlton Heston was not gay!

Queer Duck

Oh, please! He wore a skirt in every picture he was in!

Bipolar Bear

I heard the original title of Ben Hur was Ben Gay! [Laughs]

Are you doing something Queer in there?

Queer Duck

Yeah, your son is giving me a lap dance.

So after a quick stop at the local rubber tree, Queer Duck and Openly Gator attended to the task at hand...

Queer Duck

[Motioning to Bipolar Bear's butt] You first!

Openly Gator

No, no. Age before beauty!

Openly Gator

That was so embarrassing, you got us kicked out of Wiener Dog.

Queer Duck

I just assumed it was a gay bar.

Openly Gator

You think everywhere is a gay bar.

Queer Duck

Santa Claus is bi, my oh my!

There's nothing that I won't try!

Openly Gator

So lets all cheer, 'cause Santa's queer!

[Singing in Harmony] Santa Claus is gaaaaay!

Queer Duck, you shouldn't say things about people if you don't know them!

Queer Duck

So... you're not gay?

I am all things to all people!

Queer Duck

So you're bisexual?

Ho ho ho! Exactly!