[Showing the distance between Madrid and Montana on a globe. Chris is struggling.]
Are you wrestling with the world, here?
Aren’t we all, Stephen?
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S1 E15Unfinished Business
How did the first American Air Mail arrive at its destination?
Human cannonball. They put a post man in a cannon and fired him.
What is the best way to do a massive data dump?
Give your laptop to a British civil servant.
The church excommunicated all mimes in the 5th century
Not a moment too soon.
When they say “the police are quizzing the suspect”, that's wrong, isn't it?
No, that's from inquisitive and inquisition. That's a separate...
You're good, you've got it. You're on the right chair. [points to himself] Got this cold feeling right there.
Name the cause of the first mass extinction.
Oh, now, that is a trick one. You're trying to do us the dinosaur one, but there was the one before that...
After fourteen years, he understands the format.
[On the subject of feet] I consider them the frayed edges of the body.
[Alan has answered several questions in a row correctly]
What's going on with you today? Suddenly you know shit.
Substandard panel, really.
[On a vodka ice bar in Norway]
Fantastic experience. As far as I can remember.
[On Kim Jong-un]
He looks like a cross between a Bond villain and Augustus Gloop.
Have you been to America?
LBLucy Beaumont
Yeah.
Which parts have you been?
LBLucy Beaumont
All over.
Well, that doesn't narrow it down for me.
What is the worst thing that doggers ever experienced?
Child locks.
A MILT is a Mum In Leather Trousers.
What is the second-best thing to come out of Denmark?
It's you, Sandi.
And this week's winner is: Alan!
If I toot my horn and flash my lamps at exactly the same time, what is the first thing that you will notice?
You've taken up dogging.
[After a moment of recovery] Every girl needs a hobby.
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