How old are you?
[Silence, which then turns into laughter]
[flirtatiously] How old do I look?
[flirtatiously] How old do I feel?
Just shows you the effect of this game, though. You ask a question, all four of us think: "That is something I definitely know the answer to, but I've been made so uncertain, and frightened about that, [motions behind himself - referring to the klaxon] that I'm not even willing to give my own age, name, or address".
How can it be a trap? How can this possibly be a trap? I AM thirty-seven. Look! [hits the buzzer - Dublin, Ó Briain] Thirty-seven! There we go. No points lost...
[Forfeit klaxon goes off - DARA - 37]
BUT THAT'S NOT WRONG!
DON'T ACCEPT IT: YOU ARE!
I actually am!
We should all do it.
Yeah, alright. [hits the buzzer - Peterhouse, Mitchell] 34.
34, eh?
34.
[Forfeit klaxon goes off - DAVID - 34]
[to Graham] You don't want to do this, do you?
No, I'll do it. [hits the buzzer - Cork, Norton] Graham Norton, 46.
[Forfeit klaxon goes off - GRAHAM - 46]
I'm not doing it...
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