This is a pie shop, not a herbal crack den.
“The Fun In Funeral” · Season 1, Episode 3
In this episode: Ned (3), Emerson Cod (2), Chuck (1), Olive Snook (1)
Lookit here... You need a ticket to ride this ride, and if your ticket gets punched then you gotta take somebody else's ticket.
Why are you still talking?!
I'm ripping off the band-aid!
I'm not a ripper. I pull up a corner a little at a time and then I run it under warm water and I pull it a little bit more. It's a process!
Let 'er rip.
VAunt Vivian
Pies for breakfast always remind me of Mother.
LAunt Lily
Vermouth always reminds me of Mother.
You framed someone for murder you ASS!
[Ned has brought back funeral director Lawrence to apologize]
[noticing a pocket watch on Lawrence's body] Hey, I had one just like that.
LLawrence
Yeah, your dead body was buried with it.
Chuck You stole that off my dead body?
LLawrence
Well, your dead body wasn't doing anything with it.
[Chuck closes the casket; Ned tries to open it but can't]
Oh, you better be playing.
[checks his watch] 12 seconds.
Oh, hell no! [runs out of the funeral home making the Sign of the Cross]
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