[stares at a squirrel waiting for it to die, when a dead bird falls from the sky] It's raining dead birds.
“Pigeon” · Season 1, Episode 4
In this episode: Emerson Cod (3), Ned (2), Olive Snook (1)
I can't catch her, Emerson.
Can't suck on her toes, neither. Some women like that.
[takes Ned aside] What is the rate of exchange on the life of a bird? 'Cause if it's equal to or greater than mine, I need to get back to my car.
Its a miracle bird. Its swimming in miracles, not diseases.
Just because there's vodka in my freezer doesn't mean I have to drink it. Wait... yes it does.
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