Gus and Shawn in “Romeo and Juliet and Juliet”

New rule. From now on, any cover story or fake I.D. must be run past me and approved...

Approved.

...In writing, three days in advance.

Gus, you're kidding, right?

No, Shawn; I need the proper amount of time to concoct my alter ego that best complements yours in a situation.

I don't know where I'm going to be living in three days.

That's the deal, Shawn. Take it or leave it.

[introducing Gus to a stranger] So, he is a pharmaceutical salesman who moonlights at his psychic detective agency. And once, at camp, he wet his pants.

Spilled water on my pants

I'm sorry but if this was Saturday I would have a much better cover story