Shawn and Henry in “Romeo and Juliet and Juliet”

Shawn

My results speak for themselves; you just hold me to a different standard!

Henry

I do not!

Shawn

You buried my Easter eggs five feet underground.

Henry

And I left loose dirt to indicate a fresh dig.

Shawn

Yeah, under a camouflage tarp covered in bricks and broken glass!

Henry

That was the giveaway! Pardon me for trying to challenge you!

Shawn

It took me three weeks to "close the egg investigation". I was eight!

Henry

Yeah, well, just so you know, there are still two eggs you haven't found.

Shawn

You're sick!