[holds up a weapon] What is this?
EOEwan O'Hara
That is an anti-tank weapon, and you're pointing it at yourself.
“You Can't Handle This Episode” · Season 4, Episode 10
In this episode: Shawn Spencer (7), Gus (3), Major General Felts (3), Carlton Lassiter (1), Henry Spencer (1)
You brought a date to the crime scene?
It was either this or ice skating.
[about an army commercial] Look at all the stuff they're getting done while you're lying there slacking off. What does that make you want to do?
Go into advertising. That's a really catchy jingle. Seriously, I can't get it out of my head.
I assume you realize this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated on my base!
Is there another type of idiocy you would be more comfortable with?
Major General.
Yes?
Oh, no, I don't need anything. I just like to say "Major General". [To Gus] Try it.
No, Shawn.
Gus, just try it.
No!
Dude, just try it.
Major General! [smiles]
Major General.
Yes?
Oh, I got nothing. I just like saying that. Those two words in sequence. "Major General". Try it, Gus.
I don't want to, Shawn.
Just say it!
I don't want to!
Dude, say it.
Major General! [smiles]
Ew, how many men would you say you've killed?
JJules
Shawn!
Of the four of us, your brother is the only one who's probably killed a man, unless we're counting accidental deaths, in which case Gus would be in running.
Shawn!
You don't have to defend yourself.
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