T-Bag quotes from Prison Break

T-Bag

[holding a knife to Michael] What exactly is it that you want, pretty?

Michael

[closes door] I'm turning you in.

T-Bag

Is that it? Really? It ain't about the money? 'Cause if it is, you can tell me. Ain't nobody here but us cons.

Michael

You can walk... or get dragged, that's up to you.

T-Bag

No. See, when you had the gun on me, I afforded you a certain respect. But, uh, here? Well, the scales are tipped back my way. So I'm gonna spell out the present options. Either we split this money, and you can go get your legs tattooed or whatever the hell it is you want, or they're gonna find your corpse slumped over that there chair with your pants down around your ankles, 'cause it's been a long time coming, pretty.

T-Bag

Well, I got my answer.

Michael

Whenever you're done yakking.

T-Bag

... Bring it, bitch.

Take off your pants.

T-Bag

Excuse me, senior?

I said, take off your pants!

T-Bag

[While taking off his pants] If I knew you boys partied in Sona like this, I never would have tried to escape.

[The guard hit him hard.]

Tell them what you told me.

T-Bag

Michael Scofield's about to stage a prison break. And I know "exactly" how he's going to do it

Exactly what did Scofield ask you to do?

T-Bag

Just light a fire in my cell, and the the rest... The rest'll just take care of itself.

Fire alarm. When that goes off, what's your protocol?

State law, mandatory evac.

T-Bag

Yeah, he wasn't gonna break her out, he was gonna get you to escort her out.

Shut up.

Get him out of here.

T-Bag

Why am I being punished?! I'm the guy who blew the whistle!

You aided and abetted an escape, Mr. Bagwell. As far as the authorities are concerned, you're an accomplice.

T-Bag

SCOFIELD! SCOFIELD!... SCOOOFIIIEELD!

Gretchen

[Speaking about the General] No, there's no way he deserves any of this.

T-Bag

Sing it sister.

Gretchen

After what he put me through?

T-Bag

I can hardly believe it myself. Look, what we must do is make sure that cosmic justice rains down upon him, for once we obtain the good General's card, there ain't hardy nothing standing in between us and Mr. Feng's 125 million dollars.

T-Bag

I was born on a mountainside.

Gretchen

Just keep both hands on the camera.

T-Bag

He might be a Company operative.

So kill him.

T-Bag

He could also be a Bible salesman!

Then he should have no problem getting past St. Peter. Kill him.

Don't do this.

T-Bag

I told you to go back yonder, okay? You don't want to see this! Cole Pfeiffer ain't here no more. Just ol' T-Bag.

Our Father who art in Heaven. hallowed be thy name-

You want to be free? Start now. Right this minute. If you pull that trigger Cole Pfeiffer is gone forever.

T-Bag

You know, my daddy was a religious man, too, Ralph, just like you. We used to pray together in my room at night. I used to go down to the floor crying just like you now. Sometimes when I just couldn't take it no more, my daddy would recite a particular piece of scripture that he was fond of. "Weeping may endure through the night--

--But joy cometh in the morning". Psalms 30:5.

Well, if things go as well as expected here, You'll be rewarded accordingly.

T-Bag

As a special liaison to the Company?

Yes.

T-Bag

What exactly does that entail?

Well, that would be up to you. Most Company operatives choose their own career path, though I can't say what would suit you. What do sexual predators from Alabama typically do, uh, aside from the obvious?

T-Bag

You know, I was always thinking the way I was gonna get revenge on Scofield was to kill him. Just driving that knife right into his bleeding heart. And now standing here looking at you, I'm thinking there's something worse than death for him.

Sara

Please, no.

T-Bag

I'll return you in one piece. But that piece gonna be a little used, that's all. And every time he looks at you, every time he wants to be with you, he's gonna see me.

T-Bag

"And be kind to one another, tenderhearted, forgiving each other, just as God in Christ forgave you." Ephesians 4:32. Let's forgive each other, Lincoln, Michael. In God's name, 'cause there's too much pain. There's too much hate in our hearts.

Lincoln

We took a vote. You're in luck.

T-Bag

Oh, lucky day.

Michael

What we voted on was whether or not you took a stick of gum on the van ride back to prison.

T-Bag

[yelling] You rot in hell, both of you!