Aria Montgomery quotes from Pretty Little Liars

Aria

I wake up every morning with the intention of telling him, and then I go to sleep every night feeling guilty that I didn't.

Hanna

At least you have your afternoons free.

Aria

"Unable are the loved to die for love is immortality."

Hanna

That's creepy.

Aria

It's Emily Dickinson.

Hanna

I don't care if it's Santa Claus, considered me creeped.

Aria

Pretty sure when you and Caleb broke up you locked yourself in your bedroom for two weeks and all you ate was Eskimo pies.

Hanna

They were skinny cows, and it was four days.

Aria

It's not like New York is in some other country.

Hanna

New York is on another planet.

Aria

Spencer went in there at rock bottom and she came out like a shiny new penny.

Hanna

Are you thinking shock treatment?

Aria

She's a mess. She can barely move. Has this wicked bruise on her shoulder. She landed on a huge rock.

Hanna

Why didn't she land on Mona?

Aria

Hanna, the car tried to flatten me and Mona. Emily hadn't jumped in we would have been road kill.Seriously, if "A's" new plan is to try to pick off the tiny ones in the herd-

Hanna

Okay, we are not a herd.

Aria

It's an expression.

Hanna

Yeah, for cows.

Aria

Well I've been crated, what does that make me?

Hanna

My mom didn't even blink when I pulled her phone out. It was like she knew it was stolen and she was just waiting for me to spill.

Aria

It's not gonna help you or your mom to tell her that "A" is back.

Hanna

Yeah, and framing her for a murder. So what am I supposed to do now, nothing? I mean, if Mona didn't put that phone in the casket, then who did? And who sent that tape of us outside of Wilden's car? And who stole Mona's hate-mobile? Melissa? Jenna? Shana?

Aria

You could always go ask her yourself.

Aria

Hanna? I wasn't serious. Han-

Hanna

Heeyyyyǃǃ You saving that seat for your gal pal Jenna?

Excuse me?ǃǃ

Hanna

Don't act like you haven't heard that name before. J-E-N-N-A. Why'd you skip Wilden's funeral?

Aria

Hanna-.

Hanna

Jenna was there, why weren't you? You three were all buds, right? Where were you yesterday?!

I was at swim practice. But I don't recall signing a contract that said I had to report that to you.

Aria

Okay, Hanna, let's go-

Hanna

So swimming laps is more important than saying goodbye to an old friend?

What old friend?

Hanna

The groggy scumbag that you and Jenna scraped off of the road the night he was hit by a car.

Aria

Hanna, come on.

Aria

You can't be chatting up any cops in broad daylight, Monaǃ. If I can see you, so can A.

Mona

Stop talking to me like I'm a bucket of rocks! I'm scoping this out for all of us. What you should be asking is what I overheard before you screeched up like Chicken freaking Little.

Aria

How are we supposed to trust anything that she ever says? I mean, who knows what she told those cops? This is Mona.She started lying when she was a fetus. Hey, why was Toby so upset when he left? - Were you guys fighting?

Spencer

No. Go back to the fetus.

Aria

Did I tell you I'm done with martial arts? Yeah. I can't even walk down that street. I kissed him.

Spencer

Who?

Aria

My instructor.

Spencer

Why?

Aria

I don't know. I guess 'cause I miss Ezra and I almost got killed last Thursday and he smells like cinnamon.

Spencer

Who does?

Aria

Jake!

Spencer

Who's Jake?

Aria

My instructor. Pay attention!!

Hanna

Thanks for returning my calls!

Spencer

Where did you get that?

Hanna

Mrs DiLaurentis's porch.

Aria

You stole her bird?

Hanna

She gave it to me. And it's not just a bird, okay? It talks. Alison and Tippi were roommates in Georgia. This bird probably knows more about what happened to Ali than any of us.

[Mumbles something]

Hanna

It talks a lot.

Spencer

You think It's gonna tell us if Ali's still alive?

Aria

Wow, I thought that I was losing it.

Hanna

If you guys shut up for a minute. May be it would say some thing.

Spencer

Does it take requests?

Aria

Don't even bring up that singing canary.

Spencer

Parrot.

Aria

Whatever.

Aria

I don't care who said what to who, but we need all brains on board and we are down ONE!

Spencer

Aye aye, captain.

Aria

Ew, taste this, it's disgusting.

Spencer

No, you just spit in it.

Spencer

Where is he?

Aria

Over there with that blonde with giraffe legs.

Emily

How am I supposed to live in that house?

Aria

Just hang out on the second floor.

Spencer

And wear underwear at all times.

Aria

Napping isn't living.

Spencer

Unless you're a reptile, which kind of describes CeCe.

Hanna

Are you pregnant?

Emily

Shut up Hanna.

Aria

We understand you have a boyfriend, we've all had them.

Hanna

Yeah, even Emily.

Emily

Shut up Hanna