Spencer Hastings quotes from Pretty Little Liars

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Well, you know what they say about hope. Breeds eternal misery.

Spencer

[to Emily, about Toby] Do you want to ask what your lab partner was doing last night? You know, maybe he took a break from sitting on his porch pulling the heads off squirrels.

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I don't know when this war between us got started, Melissa, but can't it just be over? I'm only sixteen, and I'm tired.

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I feel like the poster child for poor judgement.

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Ali may have done some psycho things, but she would never do anything tacky.

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[about Aria and Ezra's relationship] Part of me thinks this is really self-destructive behavior, but most of me just thinks it's really hot.

Spencer

Mona is five feet of insidious snark with a side ponytail, and I just -- I wanna grab it, and I wanna yank it really, really hard.

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You don't paper over windows unless you're a vampire.

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I know every club. I came close to joining The Madrigals.

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I am now officially done eating. Forever.

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I think Hanna's about to need a getaway car.

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I've never actually known a guy who carried a hankie.

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I found a way to survive my secrets, but everyone I care about gets hurt.

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That was my Nana's couch.

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If only we could harness Mona's sense of entitlement. We could light the eastern seaboard.