Ashley Marin quotes from Pretty Little Liars

Ashley

...this is a one-paycheck family, and we can't live a two-paycheck life.

Ashley

No girlfriends allowed in the bedroom. Just girl... friends.

Hanna

God, it was one pair of sunglasses, and they were last season's!...Mom, you don't have to do this.

Ashley

Do what?

Hanna

Squeeze his grapefruit.

Hanna

[Wearing a tight short red dress.] So, mom, I need your opinion.

Ashley

Absolutely not.

Hanna

What? I haven't even asked you yet.

Ashley

Hanna, it's a funeral, not a Nicki Minaj concert.

Hanna

So what? I can't dance on his grave? Can I at least throw confetti?

Ashley

Hanna, compassion.

Hanna

I have it, just not in the morning.

Hanna

If it needs a tent, it's a circus.

Ashley

Says the girl who woke up at 4 a.m. for the Royal Wedding.

Hanna

I had to pee.

Ashley

For three hours?

Ashley

Can we talk about the elephant in the room?

Hanna

Kate is not an elephant; she's a snake and she's going to my school.

Ashley

Do you have plans tomorrow?

Hanna

Uh, yeah. I'm going to listen to every sad song I've ever downloaded on repeat.

Ashley

Has Caleb been tangling with Mona?

Hanna

Tangling? I don't even know what that means.

Hanna

[on Wilden] I mean I wanted him gone, and I'll probably go to hell for saying that, but...

Ashley

I hope not; then you'll have to see him again.

Hanna

Is this cheese old? Does it melt?

Ashley

All cheese melts, Hanna.

Ella

What was that ? Was that thunder or music ?

Ashley

That was probably Hanna parking..