Aria Montgomery quotes from Pretty Little Liars

Aria

Can I touch it?

Spencer

Yeah, it's a raincoat, Aria. It's not a mummy

Mona

Which one of you girls is best at hiding the truth from someone who's close to you?

Her!

Aria

Wow, thanks guys.

Mike

If your relationship is so much trouble, why not just let it go?

Aria

Look, when you love someone. It's worth fighting for, no matter what the odds.

Hanna, do you mind? It's kind of sacred ground.

It is?!?

Emily

I am way more angry than I am scared now.

Aria

Can I borrow some of that?

Hanna

Right, roger that.

Aria

Roger that?

Hanna

What? We're on a mission.

Hanna

You know what they say: if the feather fits.

Aria

Hanna, it's the shoe, if the shoe fits.

Hanna

Why are you looking at pictures of bald fat men?

Aria

I'm looking for a guy for my mom. I don't know I just thought that she could try online dating.

Hanna

She's divorced, not desperate.

Spencer

He's your boyfriend, Aria. He's not a baby squirrel.

Aria

I was just trying to do the right thing.

Spencer

Totally wrong. Look, I've been there, I've done that. Every time you baby squirrel Ezra, you're taking away his nuts.

Aria

You did not just say that.

Aria

I was just trying to remember how much reward money Jason offered

Spencer

50,000 dollars. Why?

Aria

And that was in cash right?

Spencer

Yeah.

Aria

Did he just have all that money lying around his house?

Spencer

Well I doubt it.

Aria

But if someone did, would it be weird?

Spencer

If you had that much money lying around you'd probably also have a bomb shelter. And like five years worth of dehydrated meat... Or you're a criminal.

Hanna

What's up with your mom?

Aria

She's a slut, let's just go to sleep.

Aria

What should I wear? I have to look insanely sophisticated for this.

Emily

How about a "Hello Kitty" t-shirt?

Aria

Kind of lying here despondently right now, Spence.

Spencer

Well, can you just sit despondently? I need the bed.

Aria

No, lying is more despondent.

Ezra

How do you guys feel about Supertramp?

Who?

Ezra

That's what I thought.

Hanna

What'd you do with the basket?

Aria

I trashed it. Why did you want the jelly beans?