Lucas Gottesman quotes from Pretty Little Liars

Lucas

[paired with Hanna in a Celibacy Club improv] ...I'm really more comfortable in an observational role during sexercise...Girls like her don't approach guys like me unless they have deep-seated self-esteem issues and a serious drinking problem...I don't need to know how to rebuff the advances of a genetic splice between Barbie and Shakira...It's just never going to happen.

Hanna

I got a message you wanted to see me.

Lucas

From the universe?

Lucas

Sorry.

Hanna

For what?

Lucas

I didn't mean to, like, you know, invade your personal...skin.

Hanna

It's okay. The leprosy cleared up.

Hanna

Did you get my emails?

Lucas

Yeah, I got 'em.

Hanna

Well, you know, I'm behind in every class, so if you want to study together...

Lucas

I'm kind of off studying at the moment. Been there, done that. This semester I plan to go from honor roll to toilet roll.

Hanna

You're not going to be mad at me forever are you?

Lucas

Probably.

Caleb

Why are you doing this?

Lucas

Because Hanna has the right to be happy.

Lucas

I'm completely off my game.

Hanna

You don't have any game.

Lucas

It was just an accident.

Alison

Is that what the doctors told your mom dad at the hospital?