Hanna Marin quotes from Pretty Little Liars

Hanna

[to Sean] I cannot believe you just said "cooties." You're such a goober.

Hanna

Okay, I need to ask you guys something, and I need you to be totally honest with me...Is this side of my face fatter than this side?

Hanna

(To Caleb) You know what? Just don't talk about the Biebs, okay. You don't know the Biebs, you don't understand the Biebs. Or his hair.

Hanna

(To Aria) I don't like what knowing what I'm capable of.

Hanna

Jenna can't hear us; she's blind...You know what I mean.

Hanna

Em, easy. You're already wearing more pain cream than clothes.

Hanna

Jenna is scary enough with four senses. Can you imagine what she'd do to us with all five?

Hanna

You've barely eaten since we left the hospital, and licking the salt off pretzels does not count as lunch.

Hanna

If it wasn't for Isa the skank, my dad would be with my mom right now and she wouldn't be alone.

Hanna

I'm gonna pick out my college, the same way I pick out my clothes. From a catalog.

Hanna

Spencer, stop giving us orders. We're not your winged monkeys.

Hanna

God! Why isn't anyone allowed to have a damn secret?

Hanna

I am thinking! This is me thinking! And molting!

Hanna

I can't go around without a phone. That's like going around without a brain or shoes.

Hanna

What's next? Hiding in Melissa's closet? Rubbing her belly until the baby confesses?