Spencer Hastings quotes from Pretty Little Liars

Busy?

Spencer

Yeah, I was just about to put out a new doormat that said, "Go away!"

Umm..hello.

Spencer

Hi.

What are you doing here?

Spencer

Oh Andrew. I didn't recognize you in clothes.

You're suppose to have amnesia.

Spencer

Well, if I do I certainly don't remember it.

Spencer

Why do you even bother coming to church?

I like to cover my bets.

Spencer

I knew who I was when they found me. I knew that my family and friends would be worried. I just — I wanted to fold up and stop. I didn't want to think anymore.

You were overwhelmed.

Spencer

Yeah, well, I wasn't Spencer Hastings for almost a whole day and nobody else showed up to take the job, so, I guess I'm stuck with it.

Because you're the only person in the world that can be you.

Spencer

You don't have to rub it in. I'm sorry, this can't be very entertaining. There are people here with real problems.

Just like you.

Spencer

Yeah. Just like me. I...I fell down. In the woods. When I was running, I fell down and I looked at the ground and I saw my hand and my sleeve and the little button on my sleeve and some dirt and an old acorn, and I said to myself, "OK, if this is the last thing I ever see, I can handle that. I'm done. I've had enough." But it wasn't the last thing that I saw. I just kept going. How do you keep going when the worst thing has happened? What do you have to change inside to survive? Who do you have to become? I'm sorry. I don't expect you guys to understand. You don't know me. [From her point of view, she sees Emily, Aria and Hanna sitting across from her] I'm sorry, but that's true. You don't know who I am anymore. And you can't count on me.

Aria

How are we supposed to trust anything that she ever says? I mean, who knows what she told those cops? This is Mona.She started lying when she was a fetus. Hey, why was Toby so upset when he left? - Were you guys fighting?

Spencer

No. Go back to the fetus.

Aria

Did I tell you I'm done with martial arts? Yeah. I can't even walk down that street. I kissed him.

Spencer

Who?

Aria

My instructor.

Spencer

Why?

Aria

I don't know. I guess 'cause I miss Ezra and I almost got killed last Thursday and he smells like cinnamon.

Spencer

Who does?

Aria

Jake!

Spencer

Who's Jake?

Aria

My instructor. Pay attention!!

Hanna

Thanks for returning my calls!

Spencer

Where did you get that?

Hanna

Mrs DiLaurentis's porch.

Aria

You stole her bird?

Hanna

She gave it to me. And it's not just a bird, okay? It talks. Alison and Tippi were roommates in Georgia. This bird probably knows more about what happened to Ali than any of us.

[Mumbles something]

Hanna

It talks a lot.

Spencer

You think It's gonna tell us if Ali's still alive?

Aria

Wow, I thought that I was losing it.

Hanna

If you guys shut up for a minute. May be it would say some thing.

Spencer

Does it take requests?

Aria

Don't even bring up that singing canary.

Spencer

Parrot.

Aria

Whatever.

Aria

I don't care who said what to who, but we need all brains on board and we are down ONE!

Spencer

Aye aye, captain.

Aria

Ew, taste this, it's disgusting.

Spencer

No, you just spit in it.

Spencer

Where is he?

Aria

Over there with that blonde with giraffe legs.

Spencer

[on CeCe] You're not just going to find her folding peasant skirts at the Diva Dish right now.

Hanna

Well then I'll search every hipster boutique until I find her.

Emily

How am I supposed to live in that house?

Aria

Just hang out on the second floor.

Spencer

And wear underwear at all times.

Aria

Napping isn't living.

Spencer

Unless you're a reptile, which kind of describes CeCe.

Spencer

When I saw it was him instead of Ali, I thought for sure this was a trap.

Hanna

Probably is and we're just sitting here like geese.

Spencer

Ducks.

Hanna

What?

Spencer

You sit like lame ducks, not geese.

Hanna

OK, well, whatever, they both quack.

Spencer

Geese honk.

Spencer

Toby, next time you go to London?

Toby

Yeah?

Spencer

You're taking me with you, and we're never coming back.