Spencer Hastings quotes from Pretty Little Liars

Mona

Which one of you girls is best at hiding the truth from someone who's close to you?

Her!

Aria

Wow, thanks guys.

I never thought I'd find the strength to come back here, but your friend showed up and he was very convincing. I help people push through their fears, but he helped me push through mine.

Spencer

Wait, our friend?

Toby

Pretending not to love you was the hardest thing I've ever done.

Hanna, do you mind? It's kind of sacred ground.

It is?!?

Spencer

Hanna, you have all the subtlety of a hand grenade.

Hanna

Thank you!

Spencer

He's your boyfriend, Aria. He's not a baby squirrel.

Aria

I was just trying to do the right thing.

Spencer

Totally wrong. Look, I've been there, I've done that. Every time you baby squirrel Ezra, you're taking away his nuts.

Aria

You did not just say that.

Spencer

Just be careful and wear sensible shoes.

Hanna

I wear three inches or I wear nothing.

Aria

I was just trying to remember how much reward money Jason offered

Spencer

50,000 dollars. Why?

Aria

And that was in cash right?

Spencer

Yeah.

Aria

Did he just have all that money lying around his house?

Spencer

Well I doubt it.

Aria

But if someone did, would it be weird?

Spencer

If you had that much money lying around you'd probably also have a bomb shelter. And like five years worth of dehydrated meat... Or you're a criminal.

Caleb

So I should probably wash it on gentle.

Spencer

No, you should dry clean it. If you wash this, you will end up with a sweater for a shih-tzu.

Aria

Kind of lying here despondently right now, Spence.

Spencer

Well, can you just sit despondently? I need the bed.

Aria

No, lying is more despondent.

Spencer

I don't remember you in Mama Mia.

Hanna

Good because I looked fat and hideous, and I had to stand next to a cardboard goat.

Spencer

You make it so hard to be a modern post-feminist when you get so alpha male.

Toby

Why, you want me to stop ?

Spencer

No.

Spencer

If she's going to dip back into the A-bag to scare me off the decathlon team, she's got another thing coming.

Hanna

Is being captain brainiac really that important?

Spencer

Is this what you're looking for?

Toby

Spencer. How long have you known?

Spencer? Hi, honey. Is everything okay? Honey what is it?

Spencer

Mommy!

Spencer

Is she threatening to cut your face off?

Emily

Or throw acid at her.

Hanna

You guys, come on.

Emily

Sometimes things look bad, and they're really not. Sometimes there's another explanation for what's going on.

Spencer

And what if that explanation is even worse?