Spencer Hastings quotes from Pretty Little Liars

Emily

Coincidences happen.

Spencer

Yeah, all the time. They just grow on trees like coconuts, waiting for you to walk under them.

Spencer

And you're going to Ezra's place later ?

Aria

Yeah, I'm gonna help him to sort out his files.

Spencer

Is that the only reason?

Spencer

Is there something going on between you two?

Aria

No

Spencer

And why did you bring him to Emily's last night?

Aria

Okay, we had a slip.

Spencer

A slip!?

Aria

Well, technically it was two slips.

Spencer

Oh my god Aria you said you were never gonna go there again.

Aria

I meant it when I said it.

Spencer

Are you forgetting about what he did to you? What he did to us?

Aria

No

Spencer

You couldn't eat or sleep for weeks after you found out about that book.

Aria

Okay, well he took a bullet for us, Spence.

Spencer

Yeah, but that doesn't change the fact that he deceived you for years!

Alison

You're a little loud.

Spencer

You're a little crazy !

Hanna

Okay, you know what? Last time I checked, this was still my bedroom. Until someone got in and invaded it. Even the door knob smells like her.

Spencer

Why are you smelling the door knob?

Emily

I can't talk now. I'm in Noel's car.

Spencer

It doesn't make any sens.

Emily

And seeing two Jenna's does?!

Emily

We need to talk to Hanna, soon.

Spencer

Why? What else did Lesli say?

Emily

I can't. There are barracudas with duller teeth.

Toby

I have done a lot to get that. I got my butt kicked in the academy for it. I fought with my dad about it, I even got a buzz cut ! I did it because I was tired of not being able to protect the one person in this world that matters most to me. And I'm not gonna choose Spencer, I'm not gonna choose between it and you.

Spencer

I never asked you to..

Toby

I know. But Tanner has. And that's why I'm gonna tell her, if she's not okay with me being with you, and being a cop, then she's gonna have to kick me off the force.

Spencer

Why are you being such a bitch ?

Emily

I'm being such a bitch ?!

Emily

Let's all stick together.

Spencer

Always.

Spencer

We know who it is, we have a name !

Toby

It's Andrew, babe. And we're gonna get him.

Hanna

What was that?

Hanna

Spencer wha..What are you doing? Why..Why am I beeping ? I haven't even stolen anything yet! SPENCER!? SAY SOMETHING!! WHY ARE WE LIKE RADIOACTIVE?

Spencer

Bitch chipped us!

Aria

She chipped us? She freakin' chipped us?!

Hanna

How am I supposed to keep my mouth shut ?!

Spencer

Talk about the art, the hors d'oeuvres.

Hanna

Can I have a bubbly water please ?

Spencer

She's fine. Don't worry about that.

Spencer

I wrote about what it means to support someone unconditionally even when they haven't been entirely honest with you. How everybody needs somebody to be inspired by. Someone who sets the bar really high. Someone who will put somebody else's needs before their own and then not resent them for it. Who always expects you to do the right thing but forgives you when you don't.

Toby

Well, I think your mom would be pretty moved by that.

Spencer

Yeah, she might be. But I wrote it about you.

Hanna

Wait. Lucas took Jenna to the prom ? Seriously ?!

Spencer

She's tipping him. She probably thinks he Uber-ed her there.