Hanna Marin quotes from Pretty Little Liars

Ashley

Do you have plans tomorrow?

Hanna

Uh, yeah. I'm going to listen to every sad song I've ever downloaded on repeat.

Spencer

Just be careful and wear sensible shoes.

Hanna

I wear three inches or I wear nothing.

Hanna

What's up with your mom?

Aria

She's a slut, let's just go to sleep.

Spencer

I don't remember you in Mama Mia.

Hanna

Good because I looked fat and hideous, and I had to stand next to a cardboard goat.

Hanna

What'd you do with the basket?

Aria

I trashed it. Why did you want the jelly beans?

Spencer

If she's going to dip back into the A-bag to scare me off the decathlon team, she's got another thing coming.

Hanna

Is being captain brainiac really that important?

Spencer

Is she threatening to cut your face off?

Emily

Or throw acid at her.

Hanna

You guys, come on.

Aria

I wake up every morning with the intention of telling him, and then I go to sleep every night feeling guilty that I didn't.

Hanna

At least you have your afternoons free.

Ashley

Has Caleb been tangling with Mona?

Hanna

Tangling? I don't even know what that means.

Aria

"Unable are the loved to die for love is immortality."

Hanna

That's creepy.

Aria

It's Emily Dickinson.

Hanna

I don't care if it's Santa Claus, considered me creeped.

Aria

Pretty sure when you and Caleb broke up you locked yourself in your bedroom for two weeks and all you ate was Eskimo pies.

Hanna

They were skinny cows, and it was four days.

Aria

It's not like New York is in some other country.

Hanna

New York is on another planet.

Aria

Spencer went in there at rock bottom and she came out like a shiny new penny.

Hanna

Are you thinking shock treatment?

Hanna

You were on the Halloween train dressed like Caleb.

Mona

To think we were this close to our first kiss.

Aria

She's a mess. She can barely move. Has this wicked bruise on her shoulder. She landed on a huge rock.

Hanna

Why didn't she land on Mona?

Aria

Hanna, the car tried to flatten me and Mona. Emily hadn't jumped in we would have been road kill.Seriously, if "A's" new plan is to try to pick off the tiny ones in the herd-

Hanna

Okay, we are not a herd.

Aria

It's an expression.

Hanna

Yeah, for cows.

Aria

Well I've been crated, what does that make me?

Hanna

My mom didn't even blink when I pulled her phone out. It was like she knew it was stolen and she was just waiting for me to spill.

Aria

It's not gonna help you or your mom to tell her that "A" is back.

Hanna

Yeah, and framing her for a murder. So what am I supposed to do now, nothing? I mean, if Mona didn't put that phone in the casket, then who did? And who sent that tape of us outside of Wilden's car? And who stole Mona's hate-mobile? Melissa? Jenna? Shana?

Aria

You could always go ask her yourself.

Aria

Hanna? I wasn't serious. Han-

Hanna

Heeyyyyǃǃ You saving that seat for your gal pal Jenna?

Excuse me?ǃǃ

Hanna

Don't act like you haven't heard that name before. J-E-N-N-A. Why'd you skip Wilden's funeral?

Aria

Hanna-.

Hanna

Jenna was there, why weren't you? You three were all buds, right? Where were you yesterday?!

I was at swim practice. But I don't recall signing a contract that said I had to report that to you.

Aria

Okay, Hanna, let's go-

Hanna

So swimming laps is more important than saying goodbye to an old friend?

What old friend?

Hanna

The groggy scumbag that you and Jenna scraped off of the road the night he was hit by a car.

Aria

Hanna, come on.