Hanna Marin quotes from Pretty Little Liars

Hanna

You don't think her ear is in here do you?

Emily

That's a big box for an ear.

Hanna

Any sense of boobs?

Spencer

Hanna!

Hanna

What? It could be a clue.

Ashley

Can we talk about the elephant in the room?

Hanna

Kate is not an elephant; she's a snake and she's going to my school.

Caleb

I've got a hotspot in my pocket.

Hanna

Yeah, I know, but what does that have to do with computers?

Spencer

You're taking to long Hanna just control A.

Hanna

I'm going as fast as I can!

Spencer

It's not fast enough, Hanna, Just control A! Control A.

Hanna

What the hell do you think I'm trying to do?!

Spencer

No, hit CTRL A...on the keyboard!

Mona

Which one of you girls is best at hiding the truth from someone who's close to you?

Her!

Aria

Wow, thanks guys.

Hanna

What's in the bag?

Mona

Shower gel. I need to scrub off ten layers of shame.

Hanna, do you mind? It's kind of sacred ground.

It is?!?

Emily

You got an internship at Vera Wang?

Hanna

Yeah but I changed my mind, it turns out they want you to work for free.

Hanna

God, you're so twisted.

Jenna

I wonder how I got that way.

Caleb

The last word a guy wants a girl to describe him with is sweet.

Hanna

Fine, now he's a sour patch kid.

Spencer

Hanna, you have all the subtlety of a hand grenade.

Hanna

Thank you!

Hanna

Right, roger that.

Aria

Roger that?

Hanna

What? We're on a mission.

Hanna

You know what they say: if the feather fits.

Aria

Hanna, it's the shoe, if the shoe fits.

Hanna

Why are you looking at pictures of bald fat men?

Aria

I'm looking for a guy for my mom. I don't know I just thought that she could try online dating.

Hanna

She's divorced, not desperate.