Hanna Marin quotes from Pretty Little Liars

Hanna

[on Wilden] I mean I wanted him gone, and I'll probably go to hell for saying that, but...

Ashley

I hope not; then you'll have to see him again.

Aria

How are we supposed to trust anything that she ever says? I mean, who knows what she told those cops? This is Mona.She started lying when she was a fetus. Hey, why was Toby so upset when he left? - Were you guys fighting?

Spencer

No. Go back to the fetus.

Aria

Did I tell you I'm done with martial arts? Yeah. I can't even walk down that street. I kissed him.

Spencer

Who?

Aria

My instructor.

Spencer

Why?

Aria

I don't know. I guess 'cause I miss Ezra and I almost got killed last Thursday and he smells like cinnamon.

Spencer

Who does?

Aria

Jake!

Spencer

Who's Jake?

Aria

My instructor. Pay attention!!

Hanna

Thanks for returning my calls!

Spencer

Where did you get that?

Hanna

Mrs DiLaurentis's porch.

Aria

You stole her bird?

Hanna

She gave it to me. And it's not just a bird, okay? It talks. Alison and Tippi were roommates in Georgia. This bird probably knows more about what happened to Ali than any of us.

[Mumbles something]

Hanna

It talks a lot.

Spencer

You think It's gonna tell us if Ali's still alive?

Aria

Wow, I thought that I was losing it.

Hanna

If you guys shut up for a minute. May be it would say some thing.

Spencer

Does it take requests?

Spencer

[on CeCe] You're not just going to find her folding peasant skirts at the Diva Dish right now.

Hanna

Well then I'll search every hipster boutique until I find her.

Hanna

Are you pregnant?

Emily

Shut up Hanna.

Aria

We understand you have a boyfriend, we've all had them.

Hanna

Yeah, even Emily.

Emily

Shut up Hanna

Hanna

Hey, Em. Can I ask you something?

Emily

We don't have any cheesy puffs.

Spencer

When I saw it was him instead of Ali, I thought for sure this was a trap.

Hanna

Probably is and we're just sitting here like geese.

Spencer

Ducks.

Hanna

What?

Spencer

You sit like lame ducks, not geese.

Hanna

OK, well, whatever, they both quack.

Spencer

Geese honk.

Hanna

Is this cheese old? Does it melt?

Ashley

All cheese melts, Hanna.

Hanna

[pissed] What is that?

Caleb

It's a beer.

Hanna

What are we celebrating?

Caleb

My freedom! I walked out on a stupid test.

Hanna

[mad] Caleb, why would you do that?

Caleb

'Cause algebra and physics they don't mean a damn thing to the real world, Hanna.

Hanna

Okay, you know what? Last time I checked, this was still my bedroom. Until someone got in and invaded it. Even the door knob smells like her.

Spencer

Why are you smelling the door knob?

Alison

If I was A, why would i let this happen to me?

Hanna

I don't know

Hanna

Don't ever let me go..

Caleb

Never.

Are you stealing her car ?!

Hanna

No, I am borrowing it. And don't get all preachy with me, Puff'n'Stuff.

Hanna

What was that?

Hanna

Spencer wha..What are you doing? Why..Why am I beeping ? I haven't even stolen anything yet! SPENCER!? SAY SOMETHING!! WHY ARE WE LIKE RADIOACTIVE?

Spencer

Bitch chipped us!

Aria

She chipped us? She freakin' chipped us?!

Aria

Hanna, you're bleeding.

Hanna

What ? Where ?

Emily

What do you mean where ? Where Dr. Amateur cut your neck open.

Hanna

How am I supposed to keep my mouth shut ?!

Spencer

Talk about the art, the hors d'oeuvres.