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Let’s see. We have dog traps, doormats, dog cage, kitty litter.
Well, bust my back already, why don’tcha!
Now, Pierre, what do you have in a vehicle that will smash anything in its path?
I see this may lose it to it now.
Oh, yes! Yes! Yes!
Welcome, Musketeers, to the Junior Cross Country Dog Sled Race. All teams report to the starting line.
(howls) Ready for the big event, Thunderhawk?
No problem. We’re gonna win for sure.
Well, just as long as you have fun, darling.
Hey, look! Nahook has a dog! Sort of puny dog, innit? (laughing)
Oh, yeah? Well, we’ll see who’s laughing when I cross the finish line first.
Whoa! Chill out, Nahook. You got to remember. Winning isn’t everything.
You’re right, Cooler. Winning isn’t everything. It’s the only thing.
Musketeers, on your marks, get set…
Mush, Thunderhawk, mush!
Go get ‘em, Thunderhawk!
We’re behind you all the way!
(howls) Check out who’s behind us! Katrina Stoneheart!
Full speed ahead! (laughs evilly)
Crew, I believe this is a cute and discadoo!
Howdy-up-aroo!
Dashing through the snow
In a pound pup open sleigh
O’er the fields we go
Barking all the way (barking)
Trouble beaver trap
Makes up smart or shrap
I’ll take down the puppy pound
Makes that lots of fun
Oh! Pound Puppies, Pound Puppies
Barking all the way
What a brach always fast
In a pound pup open sleigh
Pound Puppies, Pound Puppies
There’s no place to run
What a tree the pups are beast
Doggy days are gone
Nah-nah! We have the icky puppies like yucky rats!
(using the microphone) Pound Puppies, come out with your paws up but we’re coming in after you! What will it be?
You can’t take little Whopper alive, see? Yeah. It’s snow, see?
Ahh! All right then! We’re coming in! Brattina, get the net!
Totally bust my ears, why don’tcha!
Quick, we’ll sneakaroo out the back way.
Keep running and don’t look back!
And more importantly, don’t look down.
Nose Marie, I believe the next line is yours.
Well, thank you, Cooler honey. (clears throat) HELP!!
Brattina, I told you to get the net! How long is it going to take?
I don’t know, Mommy Dearest. You’ll have to ask stinky Mr. Polar Bear.
Oh!
(growls)
Run for your lives!
(growls)
Icky-icky-icky-poo poo-oo-oo!
Yep, we’re still hanging around, but I don’t know about how much longer.
If only someone could save us!
That’s it, Thunderhawk! We’re winning! Faster, faster!
Save us! Please, somebody save us!
We’re gonna win, Thunderhawk! We’re gonna win!
(Off-screen) Please save us!
We’re coming, Pound Puppies!
Thunderhawk, what are you doing? Get back on the trail!
Something more important has come up, Nahook.
For what is more important down the house?
I’m afraid this is the end of the trail, puparoos!
(sighs) Oh, my southern fried goodness! We’re saved!
Thanks to Thunderhawk!
Hooray!
And the winner of the Junior Cross Country Dog Sled Race is Laura Swanson!
Hooray!
Hey, nice race, Nahook.
Thanks, Oran.
Better luck next time to both of us.
(sadly) Sorry we lost the race for you, Thunderhawk.
(sighs) I guess I’m not a winner after all.
Are you kidding? You’re more than a winner. You’re a hero! And now we both know that there are more important things than winning.
Things like being a real pet.
You bet.
That mean you still wanna adopt me?
More than everything.
Alright!
You know what? They both look like winners to me.
(howls off-screen)
Okay, crew, time to roll. We have to catch the late mail flight back to the pound.
Cooler, do you think Katrina will get back to the pound before we do?
Gee. I don’t know, Whopper.
Make it stop, Mommy Dearest! Make it stop!
Oh, Brattina, stop whining and just keep moving!
It depends on how fast she can run. (laughs)
Ah! There’s a mongrel right outside the pound. (to Brattina) DO YOUR BATTLE STATIONS!
Well, scream like a banshee, why don’tcha!
Oh, stop complaining, Brattina! We have a dog to catch!
Boy, am I bored? Bored, bored, bordy bored, bored. I’m so bored, I could scream. (screams)
Ahoy, Beezer! How can you be bored with us? All kinds of fun stuff to do around here.
Oh. (yawning) Oh, yeah? Like what?
Like, uh, well, let’s see. Like swinging through the jungle for instance?
I think your flea color’s on too tight, Whopper. What jungle?
I’ll show ya. See my jungle treehouse here?
That’s just your dumb old boring doghouse.
Yeah, but you can pretend it’s anything you want! Watch this!
Well, today’s the day, Bright Eyes. It’s Talent Show City.
Are you ready to sing your heart out, honey lam?
Ooh, ready and rating to go. I’m gonna knock their socks off. Wish me luck! Although, I know I don’t need it.
Hmm. If this is a bragging contest, Bright Eyes will win first place-a-rooney.
Cooler! Nose Marie! Bright Eyes! Howler! Help!
Whoa! What’s the problem-o?
It’s Squiggle! He’s gone! I can’t find him anywhere!
I thought I saw him wiggling up the little old pupscalator.
Oh, no! Catgut will get him up there!
Oh, what a goof! I shoulda warned Whopper that someday his caterpillar pal would have to move on.
Here it is! The Pets ‘R’ People Too Restaurant.
Whoa, a dress code! No furs, no feathers, no food.
Right. That’s because it’s only for pet on us and airy animals.
What a nifty neato idea! It’s like feeding time at the zoo!
Yeah, but they’re eating vegetables and stuffing’s good for ya. I wanna eat junk food.
Oh, mighty Wizard of Howls! We need your help.
Tell us how to defeat that wicked ol’ witch Lies-a-lot.
You’re our last hope.
I am. I am. Well, isn’t that special? (howls)
We’re doomed.
L-L-Let me just check my book of spells. A book ski-doodle our book ski-die. Flap see all your pages and fly!
Ah, this is how I studied for tests at Wizard School. Nothing better these dizzy spells, but I’m not afraid now. (howls) I found it! Ah, here’s the way to put the kibosh on Queen Lies-a-Lot.
So what do we do? Cast a spell? Mix a potion? Change your kitty litter or what?
(looking at the book) The only way to start our evil is for the puppy who told the lies to admit it.
Now if we only knew who the little ol’ fipper was.
I may be wrong. But my hunch is it’s that dude in the diaper.
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