Well, after two weeks with us, puparoo, you seem to be getting along just dand-dand-danding.
Whoa! Either my ears are on the fritz, so Holly’s trying to contact me with Puppy Power.
You might call it radio station K-Pup that plays nothing but love songs.
(to Cooler) Puppy love songs, that is.
HollyHi, everyone. I’ve got great news! I found a perfect home for Teensy. This little girl lives in an apartment, and a small puppy like Teensy would fit in just right. Auntie Katrina’s away buying more bricks, so now’s the time to get him out. I’ll meet you upstairs.
(gasps) Home? For Teensy?
Of course-a-rooney. Remember the Pound Puppy model, neither rain, no snow, no Katrina Stoneheart.
From delivering neato puppies.
AAll
(singing) To happy home!
I know. I just didn’t think he’d have to leave me so soon.
Holly
Teensy, this is your new home.
Are you coming with me, Nose Marie?
No, sweetie pie. You live with a nice little girl here.
(crying) I don’t want to leave you, Nose Marie!
Golly gee willikers! No pup’s ever not wanted to be adopted before.
Yeah, this could put a bad mark on our whiz-bang success record.
Ah! I don’t wanna be a bad mark! I just want to stay with Nose Marie!
Holly
Don’t worry, Teensy. We’ll find another puppy for this little girl.
And we’ll take you back to the little old pound with us.
(hugging her) Thank you, Nose Marie!
There. That should fix any icky-poo mice that come in here. There are enough scary traps to catch a zillion yucky mices, eh, Catgut?
Holly
What? Brattina, what is going on?
“Brattina, what is going on?” I’m trying to catch a mouse, nosy-pants. What’s it look like?
Holly
Brattina still thinks Teensy’s a mouse, and she covered the yard with traps.
And here comes the wicked witch of the worst Katrina.
It’s Cooler and those miserable mutts. Brattina! Stop those confounded canines! Don’t just stand there, you ninny! Get them!
No! Mommy Dearest, look out!
Ouch! Ow! Ooh! Ah! Ah! Ow!
Eww! Mommy Dearest, that looks totally painful.
(Angry with her) Not half as painful as the punishment you’ll get for this!
(Off-screen) But, Mommy Dearest!
(in her walkie-talkie) Mommy Dearest, I’m sick of the stinky smelly wall! Come down already, why don’tcha!
Stop whining, Brattina! I want to put one more row of bricks on, and then I’ll be down. (to the audience) Cooler and those crummy canines will never help another mutt escape. (laughs evilly)
Whoa! Looks like Katrina’s been a busy little bad girl.
Holly
Come on! Auntie Katrina’s way up there. She’ll never see you leave.
Mommy Dearest! Where did the horsey come from? Can we keep him, Mommy Dearest? Oh, please! Can we keep him?
Stop talking nonsense! What’s going on down there?
(Off-screen) Holly’s letting Cooler and some dogs and a horsey go out the front gate.
Cooler and some dogs?! Well, stop them, you fool! (noticing the wall has a crack) Oh, no! My wonderful wall!
Looks like Katrina’s plan isn’t all it was cracked up to be. (laughs)
(Off-screen) Holly! Get in here this instant!
Holly
What’s going on, Auntie Katrina?
Mrs. Vanderspiff and her ritzy friends will be here in 2 hours. Now, go vacuum the front porch, shampoo the drapes, fumigate the bathroom.
And then you can paint the toenails on my tootsies. Myah!
Holly
Yuck!
Brattina, your job is to get this confounded mechanical mutt off me!
I’m trying, Mommy Dearest! I’m trying!
Get into that cage, you filthy mongrel!
And don’t show your smelly doggy face again.
Well, don’t just stand there, you two. Where are they?
Holly
Where what?
My gifts. It’s Mother’s Day. I’m a mother. Where are my gifts?!
Holly
Oh. Here, Auntie Katrina. (She shows Katrina) I made this card myself. Roses are red. Violets are blue. Nobody in the world has a mother like you.
Ooh, isn’t that sweet? (ripping the Mother’s Day card) I hate sweet! This isn’t the gift! I want merchandise! I hope you did better, Brattina.
You betcha. (She shows Katrina a present) Happy Mommy Dearest Day.
A plant? Uck! It disgusts me.
But it’s special, Mommy Dearest. It’s an icky-poo Puppy-Eating Plant.
Puppies, puppies, puppies!
Oh, Brattina! It’s a Mother’s Day dream come true! (kissing Brattina)
Eww! Totally gross me out, why don’tcha!
I love puppies! Puppies! Puppies!
Freddie dumpling, don’t you worry about that silly old vegetable. We’re going to get you adopted, just as soon as I clean you up with a little old bath.
Whoa! Hold on there, ma’am. This here is Nose Marie’s Day, which means you don’t do Narry no work at all. Yeah.
No buts about it. We’ll get Freddie a super-duper bath.
With my new improved Bath-O-Matic!
I dug the stinky yucky gunky hole. Nice and deep, Mommy Dearest.
With my Puppy-Eating Plant guarding the plant, no mongrel will ever escape again!
Puppies! Puppies! I love puppies!
Whoa! That is one jumbo economy-sized vegetable.
Well, it’s been a long day, riding the range partner. And those cow pups are plumb. Dog-type took her out.
Which mean we’re bushed. How does Nose Marie do it every day?
Beats the fleas out of me, but we have puppy proof of how important Nose Marie is to us. So let’s go tell her.
Holly
That might not be so easy. Nose Marie is gone!
Holly
She left a note. (reading) Dear gang. I’ve gone to get myself adopted. I just hope my new master likes me.
Like her? I love her. She’s the most wonderful puppy ever.
LMLisa’s Mom
Well then, I guess we’ll just have to take her to California with us.
LDLisa’s Dad
Come on, Lisa. We don’t wanna miss our flight.
Holly
(reading continuously) If all goes well, I’ll be flying to California today. I missed you all, but at least I’ll be with someone who needs me. Love Nose Marie.
(howls) This is awful. Nose Marie doesn’t think we need her.
And she’s leaving on a plane for California! Oh, what do we do?
We have to stop her. Pound Puppies, let’s start pounding!
Puppies! Puppies! I love puppies! (picking them up)
Holly
Stop it, you overgrown ruta eater! Put them down!
(singing) The icky-poo puppies are gonna be munched! Gonna be munched! Gonna be munched! The icky-poo puppies are gonna be munched! The plant has caught them all!
Eat your puds off us, you overgrown salad bar!
Oh! Now I know why you should eat vegetables, so they eat you!
Oh, I just love little puppies! Love them, love them, love them!
Well, what do you know? He does love puppies. (laughs)
What?! You’re supposed to eat them, not love them, you-you weed!
The only things I eat are people and kitty-cats who are mean to puppies!
To the airport-a-rooney and step on it!
There are some things that even I won’t eat! Ugh!
FRFlight Recorder
Will all passengers please fasten your seat belts and prepare for take-off?
Are you all ready to go, Nose Marie?
As ready as I’ll ever be, Lisa.
FRFlight Recorder
Flight Niner five to Los Angeles requests our clearance for take-off.
P1Pilot #1
Oh, hold the phone, Flight Niner five. We have unauthorized personnel on the runway.
P2Pilot #2
Correction. We have unauthorized dogs on the runway.
(Imitating siren noise) Hey! Pull over!
FRFlight Recorder
There’s going to be a short delay, folks. We have a bunch of dogs blocking our take-off.
What are you all doing here?
Nose Marie! Don’t leave us, kiddo! I need you!
HBHowler, Bright Eyes and Whopper
We need you!
Holly
The puppy pound just wouldn’t be the same without you.
I missed you, southern fried goodness!
Nose Marie, what’s going on? Oh. Is Nose Marie your dog?
Holly
Well, kind of. You see, we really need her help with the pound.
Well, how about another puppy who’s just as nice and cute? Hi. My name’s Freddie.
Oh. Freddie, you’re perfect.
Howler, can you tell us why the heat is hitting Thunderhawk so super-duper hard?
(howling) The Computer-Pupter should give us the answer.
CPComputer-Pupter
Thunderhawk’s problem is, he’s hot! He’s hot! He’s hot!
We know he’s hot, but why is he hotter than the rest of us hotshots?
Holly
I think I have the answer. (looking at the book) It says here. Thunderhawk’s the Siberian Husky. These dogs thrive best in a cold climate. They love ice and snow.
Then what we have to do is get this puparoo a master with an igloo.
Holly
Puppy Power, do your stuff. Find a place that’s cold enough.
(to Thunderhawk) A master with a freezing home. Someplace maybe north of Nome?
In Alaska, same time zone is Santa Claus.
Hey, Nahook. Nice sled! You gonna be in the race on Saturday?
Nah. I still don’t have a dog. How can I race?
Well, maybe you can pull the sled yourself. Ha, ha, ha, ha!
Very funny, Oran. (sighs)
I can be Nahook’s sled dog.
Holly
And Nahook could be your new ever loving master.
Together, we can win any race.
Pups and puppets, we’re snowbound hounds! Alaskey, here we come!
(sighs) I’m miserably hot. The only comfort is knowing those mutts so suffering more than I am.
Eww! I don’t think so, Mommy Dearest. Look!
Holly
Good luck, Pound Puppies!
Oh, blast it all! They’re getting away!
(sniffs) Mommy Dearest, did you smell something? I think someone is having a cookout.
No, Brattina dear. It’s the smell of our bare feet sizzling on the hot pavement.
Holly
Here it is! The Pets ‘R’ People Too Restaurant.
Whoa, a dress code! No furs, no feathers, no food.
Holly
Right. That’s because it’s only for pet on us and airy animals.
What a nifty neato idea! It’s like feeding time at the zoo!
Yeah, but they’re eating vegetables and stuffing’s good for ya. I wanna eat junk food.
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