Whopper quotes from Pound Puppies (1986)

Holly

Puppy Power, do your stuff. Find a place that’s cold enough.

Cooler

(to Thunderhawk) A master with a freezing home. Someplace maybe north of Nome?

Bright Eyes

Where’s Nome?

Whopper

In Alaska, same time zone is Santa Claus.

Hey, Nahook. Nice sled! You gonna be in the race on Saturday?

Nah. I still don’t have a dog. How can I race?

Well, maybe you can pull the sled yourself. Ha, ha, ha, ha!

Very funny, Oran. (sighs)

I can be Nahook’s sled dog.

Holly

And Nahook could be your new ever loving master.

Together, we can win any race.

Cooler

Pups and puppets, we’re snowbound hounds! Alaskey, here we come!

Star light, star bright. First star I see tonight. I wish I may, I wish I might. Have this wish I wish tonight. I wish I had a dog to pull my sled to victory.

Whopper

Ho ho ho! Ho ho Idaho!

Who in the world are you?

Whopper

I’m Santa Whopper, and I bought you a present.

Hi. My name is Thunderhawk. You need a sled up for the big race?

Do I? You bet!

And I’m your pup. (he licks Nahook)

Bright Eyes

Aww! Thunderhawk finally has a loving master to care for him!

Now listen, Thunderhawk, I want to win that race tomorrow.

You got it, Nahook!

Great! We’re gonna leave Oran in the slush.

Cooler

Whoa. Looks like winning a race is the only thing those who care about.

Musketeers, on your marks, get set…

Mush, Thunderhawk, mush!

Whopper

Go get ‘em, Thunderhawk!

Bright Eyes

We’re behind you all the way!

Howler

(howls) Check out who’s behind us! Katrina Stoneheart!

Katrina

Full speed ahead! (laughs evilly)

Cooler

Crew, I believe this is a cute and discadoo!

Cooler

Howdy-up-aroo!

Dashing through the snow

Trouble beaver trap

Oh! Pound Puppies, Pound Puppies

Pound Puppies, Pound Puppies

Brattina

Nah-nah! We have the icky puppies like yucky rats!

Katrina

(using the microphone) Pound Puppies, come out with your paws up but we’re coming in after you! What will it be?

Whopper

You can’t take little Whopper alive, see? Yeah. It’s snow, see?

Katrina

Ahh! All right then! We’re coming in! Brattina, get the net!

Brattina

Totally bust my ears, why don’tcha!

And the winner of the Junior Cross Country Dog Sled Race is Laura Swanson!

Hooray!

Hey, nice race, Nahook.

Thanks, Oran.

Better luck next time to both of us.

Bright Eyes

(sadly) Sorry we lost the race for you, Thunderhawk.

(sighs) I guess I’m not a winner after all.

Are you kidding? You’re more than a winner. You’re a hero! And now we both know that there are more important things than winning.

Cooler

Things like being a real pet.

You bet.

That mean you still wanna adopt me?

More than everything.

Alright!

Nose Marie

You know what? They both look like winners to me.

Howler

(howls off-screen)

Cooler

Okay, crew, time to roll. We have to catch the late mail flight back to the pound.

Whopper

Cooler, do you think Katrina will get back to the pound before we do?

Cooler

Gee. I don’t know, Whopper.

Brattina

Make it stop, Mommy Dearest! Make it stop!

Katrina

Oh, Brattina, stop whining and just keep moving!

Cooler

It depends on how fast she can run. (laughs)

Boy, am I bored? Bored, bored, bordy bored, bored. I’m so bored, I could scream. (screams)

Whopper

Ahoy, Beezer! How can you be bored with us? All kinds of fun stuff to do around here.

Oh. (yawning) Oh, yeah? Like what?

Whopper

Like, uh, well, let’s see. Like swinging through the jungle for instance?

I think your flea color’s on too tight, Whopper. What jungle?

Whopper

I’ll show ya. See my jungle treehouse here?

That’s just your dumb old boring doghouse.

Whopper

Yeah, but you can pretend it’s anything you want! Watch this!

Whopper

Cooler! Nose Marie! Bright Eyes! Howler! Help!

Cooler

Whoa! What’s the problem-o?

Whopper

It’s Squiggle! He’s gone! I can’t find him anywhere!

Nose Marie

I thought I saw him wiggling up the little old pupscalator.

Whopper

Oh, no! Catgut will get him up there!

Cooler

Oh, what a goof! I shoulda warned Whopper that someday his caterpillar pal would have to move on.

Holly

Here it is! The Pets ‘R’ People Too Restaurant.

Cooler

Whoa, a dress code! No furs, no feathers, no food.

Holly

Right. That’s because it’s only for pet on us and airy animals.

Bright Eyes

What a nifty neato idea! It’s like feeding time at the zoo!

Whopper

Yeah, but they’re eating vegetables and stuffing’s good for ya. I wanna eat junk food.