Cooler quotes from Pound Puppies (1986)

Cooler

Yep, we’re still hanging around, but I don’t know about how much longer.

Nose Marie

If only someone could save us!

That’s it, Thunderhawk! We’re winning! Faster, faster!

Nose Marie

Save us! Please, somebody save us!

We’re gonna win, Thunderhawk! We’re gonna win!

Nose Marie

(Off-screen) Please save us!

We’re coming, Pound Puppies!

Thunderhawk, what are you doing? Get back on the trail!

Something more important has come up, Nahook.

For what is more important down the house?

Cooler

I’m afraid this is the end of the trail, puparoos!

Nose Marie

(sighs) Oh, my southern fried goodness! We’re saved!

Cooler

Thanks to Thunderhawk!

Hooray!

And the winner of the Junior Cross Country Dog Sled Race is Laura Swanson!

Hooray!

Hey, nice race, Nahook.

Thanks, Oran.

Better luck next time to both of us.

Bright Eyes

(sadly) Sorry we lost the race for you, Thunderhawk.

(sighs) I guess I’m not a winner after all.

Are you kidding? You’re more than a winner. You’re a hero! And now we both know that there are more important things than winning.

Cooler

Things like being a real pet.

You bet.

That mean you still wanna adopt me?

More than everything.

Alright!

Nose Marie

You know what? They both look like winners to me.

Howler

(howls off-screen)

Cooler

Okay, crew, time to roll. We have to catch the late mail flight back to the pound.

Whopper

Cooler, do you think Katrina will get back to the pound before we do?

Cooler

Gee. I don’t know, Whopper.

Brattina

Make it stop, Mommy Dearest! Make it stop!

Katrina

Oh, Brattina, stop whining and just keep moving!

Cooler

It depends on how fast she can run. (laughs)

Cooler

Well, today’s the day, Bright Eyes. It’s Talent Show City.

Nose Marie

Are you ready to sing your heart out, honey lam?

Bright Eyes

Ooh, ready and rating to go. I’m gonna knock their socks off. Wish me luck! Although, I know I don’t need it.

Cooler

Hmm. If this is a bragging contest, Bright Eyes will win first place-a-rooney.

Whopper

Cooler! Nose Marie! Bright Eyes! Howler! Help!

Cooler

Whoa! What’s the problem-o?

Whopper

It’s Squiggle! He’s gone! I can’t find him anywhere!

Nose Marie

I thought I saw him wiggling up the little old pupscalator.

Whopper

Oh, no! Catgut will get him up there!

Cooler

Oh, what a goof! I shoulda warned Whopper that someday his caterpillar pal would have to move on.

Holly

Here it is! The Pets ‘R’ People Too Restaurant.

Cooler

Whoa, a dress code! No furs, no feathers, no food.

Holly

Right. That’s because it’s only for pet on us and airy animals.

Bright Eyes

What a nifty neato idea! It’s like feeding time at the zoo!

Whopper

Yeah, but they’re eating vegetables and stuffing’s good for ya. I wanna eat junk food.

Oh, mighty Wizard of Howls! We need your help.

Tell us how to defeat that wicked ol’ witch Lies-a-lot.

You’re our last hope.

I am. I am. Well, isn’t that special? (howls)

We’re doomed.

L-L-Let me just check my book of spells. A book ski-doodle our book ski-die. Flap see all your pages and fly!

Ah, this is how I studied for tests at Wizard School. Nothing better these dizzy spells, but I’m not afraid now. (howls) I found it! Ah, here’s the way to put the kibosh on Queen Lies-a-Lot.

So what do we do? Cast a spell? Mix a potion? Change your kitty litter or what?

(looking at the book) The only way to start our evil is for the puppy who told the lies to admit it.

Now if we only knew who the little ol’ fipper was.

I may be wrong. But my hunch is it’s that dude in the diaper.