Meowth quotes from Pokémon

Failed again.

Foiled again.

Wobbu, Wobbu.

Our simple plan is spoiled again.

Woooobbuffet

We're blasting off like always!

Woooobbuffet

We must've skipped off the surface, James, just like a stone.

Skipping like a stone is a whole lot better than sinking like one, Jessie.

Don't look now, but I think we're sunk anyways.

Huh?

Wobbu, Wobb!

Great. Not only have we found Pikachu, but a whole flock of Mareep, too.

I love Mareep because they aren't too wild, but they're extraordinarily woolly!

Meowth, what's that frighteningly rare-looking Pokémon?

Dat's a Houndoom. Okay. Today, team, we're gonna catch 'em all!

You didn't think we'd be back so soon, did you?

We may be losers, but we're certainly not quitters!

Our balloon's patched up, and we're ready to rock!

Wooooobbuffet!

Houndoom use your flamethrower!

GRRRRRR! AAAAAAAAARGH!!!!

Whoa! We've been fried!

Wooooobbuffet!

Bye-Bye now!

Togepi

Toge-Togepriii!

Helllllllllllllll.

Togepi

Toge...

Thieves! You should be ashamed of yourself, how can people who are Pokémon Trainers steal other trainers' Pokémon?!

It's quite easy.

We're Team Rocket members first and people second!

I ain't even a people.

Look, it's Pikachu!

We hit the jackpot!

Pikachu

[tries to shock Team Rocket] Pika...

Careful, Pikachu.

I wouldn't zap us if I were you.

Unless you wanna zap your friend Togepi, too!

Pikachu

Pi, Pi, Pika.

We won!

Pikachu and Togepi!

And we've never would of caught them if I haven't bought my trusty medal deceter!

Look Meowth, my treasure detector is working again.

It woiked before?

Luckily it was blasted away along with us, and the closer we get to Ecruteak, the more Treasure it senses!

I wish you'd come to your senses James, the only thing that contraption does is detect junk.

[referring to a piece of ice he's just licked] Hey! That thing could've been poison!

Well if it were, we wanted you to be the first to know!

That's considerate.

A corn field? I have an idea!

I dunno what it sounds like, but I bet it's corny.

Let's forget Pokémon for a while. Once we find a spring we could open a quaint little inn there. We can call it "Jessie's Lodge".

Jessie's Lodge?

Alright, "Jessie and James's Lodge".

Hey! Don't forget me!

"Jessie and James and Friend"!

Our plan to divide and conquer those kids worked completely.

We got the twerps off our tails and brought back Pikachu too.

Heh! This is the only plan we ever had that actually worked! Let's get back ta the Boss before we blow it.

The mighty battle between Dunsparce and Moltres has begun!... Er, Moltres uses a Wing Attack.

[poking Meowth] Wing wing...

Hey! Watch where you're wingin'!

To get Pikachu, we need that key. The key's with Wobbuffet and Wobbuffet's gone.

All of a sudden, Wobbuffet's our key player.

[impersonating Wobbuffet] Wobbuffet!

I never thought I'd be saying this but I kind of miss the little blob...

Wobbuffet added that certain nothin'.

[impersonating Wobbuffet] Wobbuffet!

[off camera] Jessie?

What is it now, James?!

Look! Wobbuffet!

Hmmm?

Wobbuffet, wait!

Look! The twerps are here!

[off camera] Wobbuffet!

Listen to me, Wobbuffet! Hit the brakes! Just hit the brakes!

It's no use, Wobbuffet's out like a light!

I'm gonna have to get into that boat!

Not before I do!

Wobbu! [Turns to Ash and Jessie, but he accidentally breaks off the steering wheel] Wobbuffet!

Wobbuffet's awake again.

Yes, but shouldn't that steering wheel be steering?

Wobbuffet?

Wobbuffet, pull the throttle back! It'll stop!

Wobbu! [Puts the throttle up, but the lever breaks, causing the speedboat to go faster as Ash and Jessie hang on for dear life. Meanwhile, Goneff is riding a motorcycle with three police cars in pursuit]

Hee hee hee hee hee. Next time, don't leave motorcycle running, flatfeet!

Get out of the way!

We're gonna crash into it!

WAAAAAA! [Lands on Goneff's motorcycle]

Oh, it's you, you double criss-crosser!

Wobbuffet!

Wobbuffet's gone! Where did it go?!

Never mind that, look! I choose you, Totodile! [Sends out Totodile]

Toto toto toto.

Hurry, Totodile, shoot your Water Gun against that bridge!

Totodile! [Uses Water Gun on the bridge support with a ladder, which brings the speedboat to a complete stop]

You were great, Totodile.

To, toto toto toto...

[after James and Meowth taste Misty's cooking] Hey... What's the matter with you two? Don't you like it?

Well it ain't that I don't like it Jessie, it's that I hate it.

Don't you understand what it means to have pride and self respect and a sense of worth and value and dignity?!

I used ta... Before I met you!