Meowth quotes from Pokémon

Our mirror ploy also has the contributing secondary effect of damaging a Psychic Pokémon's confidence against Ghost Pokémon, consequently eroding its trainer's faith and trust in the Pokémon's natural abilities and talents.

I had no idea you had such an analytical mind.

How'd ya t'ink o' that?

I just made it up as I went along.

[clapping] Ohhhh...

I am the flame that burns brightest!

A flame that lights the night! A flame that shatters the darkness! I am a flaming Moltres! Bwahahahahah!

[looking unimpressed] 'Dat outfit... Where'd he get it?

I think that costume came right out of his closet...

This Meowth looks so real, I can't tell it's a dummy!

[to himself] She can't tell I'm real and I'm the dummy?

There it is. I think we should go straight up the river.

And so do the cops.

James, what's taking so long? Aren't those potatoes ready yet?

Not yet, Jess.

Can't you hurry it up a little?

Hey, maybe they'll cook faster if we turn the fire higher.

Great idea.

That was a great idea!

Are the spuds done?

Well done.

Did Sudowoodo use Dig?

Maybe that means it’s a Ground-type.

What’s going on here?!

Prepare for trouble, because we’re in cahoots.

And make it trouble, right down to our roots.

To protect the world from devastation.

To unite all peoples within our nation.

To denounce the evils of truth and love.

To extend our reach to the stars above.

Jessie!

And James!

Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light.

Surrender now or prepare to fight fight fight.

[bursts out of a stump] That’s right!

[suspiciously] Why isn’t it saying anything?

Maybe it doesn’t want to talk to strangers.

Well, whatever it is, it doesn’t look too healthy.

We could have knocked on the front door. Why did we have to sneak in the back way, Jessie?

It’s what all the villains do, James.

It’s better this way. I get to pussyfoot around, and I’m good at it.

Excuse me, do you have an appointment?!

We have no appointment, but we've been having some trouble!

So prescribe us some ointment on the double!

To protect us from all that chafing and itching!

It might finally stop all of Jessie's... complaining! [Can't say that one for the kiddies, James...]

To eradicate the evils of athlete's feet!

Maybe I can get rid of my prickly heat!

Jessie!

James!

Team Rocket's been scratching at the speed of light!

So give us some salve or we'll never sleep tonight!

Meowth, that's right.

It looks like both routes are dangerous.

We could all be trapped here for the rest of our lives!

Well that’s that! Let’s take a break and make a sandwich!

Mmmm, I’d love to bring that back to the boss.

We’d move straight to the Hitmontop of his list.

Then why don’t we try to catch it?

Wobbuffet!

Exactly right!

Would you get back in your ball?!

[when being sent back in] Wobbu!

We were talking about the top, not the bottom.

Ahhh... Ain't that beautiful?... Nuttin' makes me more peaceful an' calm than sittin' an' watchin' a sunset.

[pops up behind him] Wo-bba!

Hey! Pipe down! Can't ya see I'm calm an' peaceful here, ya dopey blob?!

I feel guilty stealing food from all the people who fed us so well.

All we're doin' is cuttin' out the middleman.

Prepare to say good-bye to all of our trouble!

Prepare to say hello to Snubbull!

To protect ourselves from being poor!

When we get enough, we'll still get more!

We'll capture Snubbull and return it to its rich owner and get a big reward!

So then there won't be anything we can't afford!

Jessie!

James!

Team Rocket likes blasting off at the speed of light!

But catching that Snubbull and getting that reward would be a delight!

Meowth! That's right! Agh! But what you're doin' ta me is dead wrong! You're supposed ta be my friends!

We are your friends Meowth and sometimes friends have to make sacrifices.

What's the big deal?! Once we get that reward we'll buy you a new tail.

I don't wanna new tail! I want this one!

Well, do you see the twerps?

Or Pikachu?

Nothing. But I do see... [A Yanma flies into view, the very same one that Zach was friends with]

Yan. Yan. Yan. Yan. [Flies down and lands on the opposite side of the river to Team Rocket]

What's that?

That there's a Yanma.

A Yanma?

Yan. [Team Rocket captures it in a net] Yan, yan?

We gotcha!

We caught a Yo-yo!

It's called a Yanma.

Don't contradict me! [Holds up Yanma] Huh! I have a poem! If you added wings to Caterpie... It would look just like a Yanma, see?

Jessie, I think you may have an honest to goodness talent.

Yeah, but not for poetry.

Yan. [Flies away with a string attached to its torso]

Huh?

Come back here! [Pulls on the string that Yanma is attached to]

Yan, yan, YAAAAANNN! [Emits a shockwave that shatters a window of a nearby house]

Hey! What was that?

[pulls out a little red book] Let me see. It says here that Yanma can flap its wings fast enough to generate a shockwave capable of shattering windows.

Windows? I know!

Know what?

If we can make Yanma smash some windows, I know how we can make cash from windows!

Huh?

Maybe Jessie's a poet after all!

Ah! Just listen to that sweet mountain song.

Just feel the free fresh mountain air as it rushes through your hair.

Just t'ink... We made t'ree cups of tea from only one teabag...

What's the matter with us?! This has to stop! It's all wrong!

What's wrong?

You don't like my tea?

[angrily] This is no time for sipping and drifting and dreaming! We're acting like a bunch of pink-slip dot-com slackers!

Aah!

You're absolutely right! We've been totally ignoring our Team Rocket responsibilities!

Da Boss sent us to bring back some rare and valuable Pokémon, and we're gonna do it one a' dese years!

Oh! Luck has struck! It's the Twerp and his Pikachu!

Let's keep it simple this time. Just take one Pokémon at a time.

Nuttin' fancy, just a tried-and-true sneak attack.