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Meowth quotes from Pokémon

Played by Jan Nonhof · 244 quotes · page 3 of 17

Played by Jan Nonhof

Pokémon · 1,435 quotes

4th most-quoted character in Pokémon: in 244 of its 1,435 quotes
Most scenes with: Jessie (193), James (184), Wobbuffet (48)

Scenes with Meowth 218

[Charmander closes eyes, and uses Flamethrower on Team Rocket and fries them]

You see!? Did I tell you we needed fire-proof uniform?!

Shut up and keep running!

MMeowth

Some geniuses! Meowth!

Looks like Team Rocket's blasting off again!

DDamian

[appears from the bushes; surprised] Charmander beat them?

Wait! There goes my next paycheck!

Who cares about your paycheck? What about mine?!

MMeowth

We gotta get out of here!

S1 E15 Battle Aboard the St. Anne
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You really do care!

It's not 'cuz of you. Girls like her disgust me. Always waiting around for her man as if she were his faithful pet. She can't stand the thought of losing him. She cries, but I'd say, "see ya later!". There are plenty more fish in the sea.

MMeowth

I could sure go for some fish.

To protect the world from devastation.

To unite all people within our nation.

To denounce the evils of truth and love.

To extend our reach to the stars above.

Jessie!

James!

MMeowth

Yeah, yeah, that's very dramatic. Now, let's cut to the chase, and catch that Pikachu.

Just leave that to us.

MMeowth

By the way, what is the secret weapon you cooked up this time?

A deadly weapon that has been perfected for over thousands of years. Now, we've learned to use its awesome powers. With a flick of this fishing net, we'll round up Pikachu.

MMeowth

You mean that's your secret weapon?!

It takes a genius to realize a fishing net is the perfect weapon!

Oh, James, it's the greatest discovery since Einstein invented the light bulb!

JJJessie and James

[sing and dance] Even greater than the chicken who invented the egg!

[The egg falls on them]

All of us true geniuses know, of course, that it was actually the egg that preceded the chicken.

Of course. I knew that. I had just forgotten.

MMeowth

Now you got my brain scrambled! Let's cut the egg-splanations and capture Pikachu!

[concrete is being poured into a hole Team Rocket is trapped in]

Hello, up there! Anyone?! We're trapped down here!

Stop pouring cement!

MMeowth

Get me outta here quick!

MMeowth

Honey baked ham! Roast leg of lamb! Strawberry jam!

Sirloin steaks! Chocolate cakes!

Can't you numbskulls think of anything but food?!

S1 E29 The Punchy Pokémon
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MMeowth

It looks like it works. Really appreciate it.

[the bomb beeps, electricity hits Team Rocket, they are fried to a crisp, the bomb explodes which sends them outside blasting off]

Team Rocket's blasting off again!

S1 E29 The Punchy Pokémon
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DDario

[growls after his defeat] You're the reason I didn't win the Pokémon challenge! Team Rocket's the worst.

We'll just have to plan better next year.

And maybe you can get some nicer riding clothes.

MMeowth

And give that smelly bird a bath.

S1 E33 The Flame Pokémon-athon!
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Will you stop it, Meowth?!

The only way we can get out of this mess is to dress you up like a Dratini and present you to the boss.

MMeowth

Pea-brains! This won't work!

S1 E36 Ditto's Mysterious Mansion
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MMeowth

It's a Pika-Palooza!

We're at the Pika of our powers.

Chu can say that again, Jess!

S1 E37 Pikachu's Goodbye
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[Last lines; Team Rocket is still covered in red paint]

Well, that was a complete waste of time.

Looks like we're through.

MMeowth

[notices Electabuzz and Scyther charging at them] Huh? Unfortunately, we're not quite through yet.

JJJessie and James

Huh?

SScyther

Scyther!

EElectabuzz

Blblblblblblbl!

AAH!

Somebody...

HELP!

S1 E40 Showdown at Dark City
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Well, there goes our billions.

And zillions.

MMeowth

I'm a hero, but I got zero!

S1 E42 The Problem with Paras
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