Meowth quotes from Pokémon

What is that awful sound?

It's all of us snoring!

What are we supposed to do with that?

That's such a sad ending!

That poor kid!

I can't believe James is gone!

I miss him!

[annoyed] Hmph! JAMES IS STANDING RIGHT HERE!

Huh? Wait. Yeah, that right! [both Jessie and Meowth glare at him] Aah! I'm all mixed up!

James! Watch where you're throwing that dirt!

Watch?! I can't see the foot in front of my face!

If you don't quit squawkin', you'll see the foot in front of your face! Mine!

[sorrowfully after losing the contest and final match to Misty]. I lost...the dolls. [silently crying, but Lickitung licks her face, causing her to fall backwards] Eugh!!! Thanks for trying to cheer me up.

Jessie....

Since you didn't win the doll set...

W-What are you...? [closes her eyes] Oh, no. [imagines Team Rocket as the whole doll set] You're all just a bunch of living dolls!

Thank you.

Meowth, will you stop moving around?

I've got to breathe, don't I? Talk about a cliffhanger!

Prepare for trouble!

With no stunt double!

Prepare for trouble, whippersnapper!

And make it double, young feller!

I think we can fast forward through this.

[in hyperspeed] To protect the world from devastation!

[also in hyperspeed] To unite all people within our nation!

To denounce the evils of truth and love!

To extend our reach to the stars above!

Jessie!

James!

Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light!

Surrender now or prepare to fight!

[also in hyperspeed] Okay!

[normal speed] Meowth, that's right!

[also in normal speed; worn out] Exhausting.

[also in normal speed; worn out] I think I bit my tongue!

I think things are looking sort of rocky, don't you?

These Pokémon couldn't be boulder!

Maybe people take them for granite!

I just don't understand it.

How can we feel so low....

When we're up so high?

100 Pokémon in a bag, 100 Pokémon....

If all of those Pokémon go free....

Ain't no Pokémon for me.

Look, that thing is pink, too!

[happily] Ah!

Imagine, a pink Jigglypuff!

[frowning] Hey, wait a minute, aren't Jigglypuffs always pink?

[frowning] Yes, they are.

What we need is a Pokémon who can lick 'em all! [throws a Pokéball] This looks like the perfect job for... Lickitung!

Licki!

Look! A pink Lickitung! [gets hit by Jessie's paper fan]

James! Lickitung has always been pink!

[To James] Any more of that, and you'll be turning pink!

Meowth, do something!

Get us out of here!

I can't! Our Rhydon's off!

Team Rocket's blasting off again!

All right, kid. Hand over that Poliwag!

Poliwag doesn't want to go with you two!

Do it, or else.

No way!

[referring to the escaped Totodile, whose jaw is clamped down on her hair] This thing's becoming a big headache!

Jessie, just think of it as a Pokémon hair extension.

[stomping several times] I DON'T FIND THIS FUNNY! My hair is gonna come out of the roots if this doesn't let go of me!

I'm calling the boss to tell him we got ahold of a new Pokémon, or it got ahold of you. [The phone booth door closes in his face, knocking him back] Wargh! Wargh! [Hits the ground] What was that for?!

I know how you operate, Meowth, and if you make the call, you'll take all the credit.

I don't think I like the implication of your accusation! [Thinks back to when he, Jessie and James got blasted off in the past] Is it too much to ask after enduring enough humiliation to last nine lives for me to be the one to call the boss to bear him these good tidings? [Returns to the present] I may be a Pokémon, but for your information, I've still got feelings and I wanna make that call!

Let me remind you that I took all the risk in stealing this thing, so I should get the reward! Now, I'm telling you to get out of my hair and let me make that phone call!

I ain't in your hair! That's the Totodile, and it's obviously putting a big strain on your brain!

[angrily] At least I have a brain, you halfwit!

[off camera] Half a wit is better than none!

[off camera] How dare you?! [starts beating up Meowth on camera]

By any chance, do either of you remember the boss' area code?

Hey, what's the idea?

[to Meowth] We needed you to warm up the crowd, not to cool them off...

Now they'll never get to see Jessie and me dance...

An' you t'ink that's a bad t'ing?

Meowth! Why are you eating out of that priceless piece of pottery?!

It makes the chow taste better.