Will you stop it, Meowth?!
The only way we can get out of this mess is to dress you up like a Dratini and present you to the boss.
Pea-brains! This won't work!
A character in Pokémon
James
Pokémon · 1,435 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Pokémon: in 256 of its 1,435 quotes
Most scenes with: Jessie (210), Meowth (184), Ash Ketchum (52)
Will you stop it, Meowth?!
The only way we can get out of this mess is to dress you up like a Dratini and present you to the boss.
Pea-brains! This won't work!
It's a Pika-Palooza!
We're at the Pika of our powers.
Chu can say that again, Jess!
[Last lines; Team Rocket is still covered in red paint]
Well, that was a complete waste of time.
Looks like we're through.
[notices Electabuzz and Scyther charging at them] Huh? Unfortunately, we're not quite through yet.
Huh?
Scyther!
Blblblblblblbl!
AAH!
Somebody...
HELP!
Well, there goes our billions.
And zillions.
I'm a hero, but I got zero!
[Team Rocket realizes they recorded their own snoring instead of Jigglypuff's song]
What is that awful sound?
It's all of us snoring!
What are we supposed to do with that?
[After hearing James' tragic but fake story]
That's such a sad ending!
That poor kid!
I can't believe James is gone!
I miss him!
[annoyed] Hmph! JAMES IS STANDING RIGHT HERE!
Huh? Wait. Yeah, that right! [both Jessie and Meowth glare at him] Aah! I'm all mixed up!
Well, it's back to eating the lunch of losers.
Victory tasted a lot better.
James! Watch where you're throwing that dirt!
Watch?! I can't see the foot in front of my face!
If you don't quit squawkin', you'll see the foot in front of your face! Mine!
[Last lines]
[sorrowfully after losing the contest and final match to Misty]. I lost...the dolls. [silently crying, but Lickitung licks her face, causing her to fall backwards] Eugh!!! Thanks for trying to cheer me up.
[Both James and Meowth are wearing the traditional kimonos]
Jessie....
Since you didn't win the doll set...
W-What are you...? [closes her eyes] Oh, no. [imagines Team Rocket as the whole doll set] You're all just a bunch of living dolls!
Thank you.
Meowth, will you stop moving around?
I've got to breathe, don't I? Talk about a cliffhanger!
Prepare for trouble!
With no stunt double!
[Ash and the gang catch Team Rocket disguised as polecats]
Prepare for trouble, whippersnapper!
And make it double, young feller!
I think we can fast forward through this.
[he presses the fast-forward button on his remote, and everything speeds up]
[in hyperspeed] To protect the world from devastation!
[also in hyperspeed] To unite all people within our nation!
To denounce the evils of truth and love!
To extend our reach to the stars above!
Jessie!
James!
Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light!
Surrender now or prepare to fight!
[also in hyperspeed] Okay!
[he presses the play button, and everything returns to normal speed]
[normal speed] Meowth, that's right!
[also in normal speed; worn out] Exhausting.
[also in normal speed; worn out] I think I bit my tongue!
I think things are looking sort of rocky, don't you?
These Pokémon couldn't be boulder!
Maybe people take them for granite!
I think our plan....
Backfired!
I just don't understand it.
How can we feel so low....
When we're up so high?
100 Pokémon in a bag, 100 Pokémon....
If all of those Pokémon go free....
Ain't no Pokémon for me.
That was unpleasant.
Our old friends.
Hmm? Whoa!
Cassidy?!
And Botch.
Oh! The name is Butch.
There is only enough room for one Team Rocket. Just one.
Then, prepare for trouble.
Huh?!
You are the ones that should prepare for trouble.
Grrr! You two don't even know how to say the motto.
You just made your trouble double.
I'm the one that has the next line.
To protect the world from devastation.
To infect the world with devastation.
To unite all peoples within our nation.
To blight all people in every nation.
To denounce the evils of truth and love.
The goodness of truth and love.
Reach to the stars above.
Wrath to the stars above.
Jessie.
Cassidy.
James.
Butch.
Team Rocket blasts off at the Speed of Light.
Team Rocket, circling Earth all day and night.
Surrender now or prepare to fight.
Surrender to us now or you'll surely lose the fight.
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