James quotes from Pokémon

Look, that thing is pink, too!

[happily] Ah!

Imagine, a pink Jigglypuff!

[frowning] Hey, wait a minute, aren't Jigglypuffs always pink?

[frowning] Yes, they are.

What we need is a Pokémon who can lick 'em all! [throws a Pokéball] This looks like the perfect job for... Lickitung!

Licki!

Look! A pink Lickitung! [gets hit by Jessie's paper fan]

James! Lickitung has always been pink!

[To James] Any more of that, and you'll be turning pink!

Hey! Who do you think you are, coming here and causing trouble?!

Did she say...

Trouble?

I think you'd better prepare for trouble!

I'm in the pink, so make it double!

I don't care if you're in the Orange Crew or Grapefruit League! James, launch an all-out smog attack immediately!

Roger!

Weezing! Wee! Wee! Wee!

Alakazam, use Phsychic attack! Shut that robot's mouth!

Alakazam!

James, what's going on?

Meowth, do something!

Get us out of here!

I can't! Our Rhydon's off!

Team Rocket's blasting off again!

All right, kid. Hand over that Poliwag!

Poliwag doesn't want to go with you two!

Do it, or else.

No way!

[referring to the escaped Totodile, whose jaw is clamped down on her hair] This thing's becoming a big headache!

Jessie, just think of it as a Pokémon hair extension.

[stomping several times] I DON'T FIND THIS FUNNY! My hair is gonna come out of the roots if this doesn't let go of me!

I'm calling the boss to tell him we got ahold of a new Pokémon, or it got ahold of you. [The phone booth door closes in his face, knocking him back] Wargh! Wargh! [Hits the ground] What was that for?!

I know how you operate, Meowth, and if you make the call, you'll take all the credit.

I don't think I like the implication of your accusation! [Thinks back to when he, Jessie and James got blasted off in the past] Is it too much to ask after enduring enough humiliation to last nine lives for me to be the one to call the boss to bear him these good tidings? [Returns to the present] I may be a Pokémon, but for your information, I've still got feelings and I wanna make that call!

Let me remind you that I took all the risk in stealing this thing, so I should get the reward! Now, I'm telling you to get out of my hair and let me make that phone call!

I ain't in your hair! That's the Totodile, and it's obviously putting a big strain on your brain!

[angrily] At least I have a brain, you halfwit!

[off camera] Half a wit is better than none!

[off camera] How dare you?! [starts beating up Meowth on camera]

By any chance, do either of you remember the boss' area code?

Hey, what's the idea?

[gasps] Togepi! Togepi! Come back here! [Togepi is going to fall down and Misty desperate grabbed it]

[referring to tree sap] It's sweet, and it's yummy, and it tastes like honey! It's delicious, and nutritious and, it's free!

[to Meowth] We needed you to warm up the crowd, not to cool them off...

Now they'll never get to see Jessie and me dance...

An' you t'ink that's a bad t'ing?

Meowth! Why are you eating out of that priceless piece of pottery?!

It makes the chow taste better.

Sorry to break up the party.

And the marriage.

[with Snubbull biting on his tail] I'm in extreme pain here!

Team Rocket, prepare for trouble! On second thought, make that double!

To protect the world from devastation?

To unite all people within our nation?

Maybe you think I'm a little too brash, but the Master is here, and the name... [turning towards the Team Rocket Trio] is Ash!

Pikachu

Pikachu!

My Pokémon Team is faster than light! So surrender now, or you're in for a fight!

Me-owth, that's right!

[grunts as she pushes Meowth to the floor] [to Ash] How dare you mangle our motto?

That is copyrighted material!

Copycat!

All right Pikachu, hit 'em with a Thunderbolt!

We're blasting off again!

Lickitung, go!

Victreebel, too!

Licki!

[screams as it chows down on James]

[gibberish, that when backmasked, has James saying "Leo Burnett and 4Kids are the devil! Leo Burnett...!". This line was recorded in protest of 4Kids' decision to give their voice work to Leo Burnett Worldwide, which enabled them to not have to pay voice actors for Pokémon commercials. This, according to James' actor Eric Stuart, indirectly revoked his health care plan, and as a result, the line was recorded and inserted into this episode. Because 4Kids got in trouble for the line, however, it is replaced with James wailing in later releases.] Hey! Put me...

Hey, how'd they do that?

JAMES. Don't tell me you forgot to put the parking brake on!

Alright, what would you like me to tell you then?

You're gonna have to pay if you destroy that tank, missy!

NO WE'RE NOT, AND THE NAME IS MISTY!