James quotes from Pokémon

Jessica?

Yes, James.

Whoever said beauty doesn't last must've been thinking of us.

I'll always remember what a wonderful dresser you were.

So will I.

What is that?!

Now you've done it! Magikarp has evolved into a Gyarados!

Gyarados?! I miss Magikarp!

Dimwit! If you're the master, don't act like you're scared of it!

I am scared!

I can't believe you're letting that ghost get me just because you're both so cheap!

You don't want to go?

Of course I don't wanna go. I don't wanna go! I don't wanna go! I don't wanna go!

You really do care!

It's not 'cuz of you. Girls like her disgust me. Always waiting around for her man as if she were his faithful pet. She can't stand the thought of losing him. She cries, but I'd say, "see ya later!". There are plenty more fish in the sea.

I could sure go for some fish.

To protect the world from devastation.

To unite all people within our nation.

To denounce the evils of truth and love.

To extend our reach to the stars above.

Jessie!

James!

Yeah, yeah, that's very dramatic. Now, let's cut to the chase, and catch that Pikachu.

Just leave that to us.

By the way, what is the secret weapon you cooked up this time?

A deadly weapon that has been perfected for over thousands of years. Now, we've learned to use its awesome powers. With a flick of this fishing net, we'll round up Pikachu.

You mean that's your secret weapon?!

It takes a genius to realize a fishing net is the perfect weapon!

Oh, James, it's the greatest discovery since Einstein invented the light bulb!

[sing and dance] Even greater than the chicken who invented the egg!

All of us true geniuses know, of course, that it was actually the egg that preceded the chicken.

Of course. I knew that. I had just forgotten.

Now you got my brain scrambled! Let's cut the egg-splanations and capture Pikachu!

Don't laugh, Jessie, otherwise you are going to let go.

I won't crack. The Members of Team Rocket have been trained to resist all silliness, and to be totally serious!

Hello, up there! Anyone?! We're trapped down here!

Stop pouring cement!

Get me outta here quick!

A little cement....

...will never stop Team Rocket.

A little cement?

Whoa! [flee] We're blasting off again!

It stinks...

Just like your plan!

You said it!

Now we need a total makeover so nobody we ripped off can recognize us!

They're all just jealous because they're not attractive enough to wear our designs!

BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD!

So long, Salon Roquet!

Honey baked ham! Roast leg of lamb! Strawberry jam!

Sirloin steaks! Chocolate cakes!

Can't you numbskulls think of anything but food?!

Some principle of induced evolution.

[reads a manual] It says here that Pokémon need to accumulate a certain amount of experience points before they can successfully evolve.

[depressed] Our experience is nothing but losing.

[growls after his defeat] You're the reason I didn't win the Pokémon challenge! Team Rocket's the worst.

We'll just have to plan better next year.

And maybe you can get some nicer riding clothes.

And give that smelly bird a bath.

I guess our secret past is not a secret anymore.

I kind of wish it still was!