"I'm not exactly prepared for Gliscor love!"
James
Pokémon · 1,435 quotes
3rd most-quoted character in Pokémon: in 256 of its 1,435 quotes
Most scenes with: Jessie (210), Meowth (184), Ash Ketchum (52)
Lines by James 22
"Well, what do you care for? I thought you were going to become Top Coordinator, girlfriend!"
"Carnivine, out you go...and now you're being off-color!"
Piplup! Evolve not!
It appears we've wandered into a brouhaha.
Heave ho! Let the wind blow!
That woman's the head honcho here, so there's no use crying over failed capitalism.
Scenes with James 234
[Ash, Misty, and Nurse Joy have their lines of sight impaired by a Koffing's Smokescreen attack]
What are...Who are they?!
Don't be frightened, little boy.
Allow us to introduce ourselves.
[A teenage girl and boy emerge from the smoke]
To protect the world from devastation.
To unite all people within our nation.
To denounce the evils of truth and love!
To extend our reach to the stars above.
Jessie!
James.
Team Rocket blasts off at the speed of light!
Surrender now or prepare to fight!
[appearing from the top of the screen] Meowth! That's right!
What are you talking about?
He just doesn't get it, does he?
[off camera] How can I? You don't make any sense.
We're here for the Pokémon.
You're NOT getting Pikachu!
Pikachu? We're not interested in your precious Electric rat. You are.
We seek only rare and valuable Pokémon.
You are wasting your time. This is a center for weak and injured Pokémon.
Well, that may be so, but I wouldn't be at all surprised if we find a few little Pokémon gems among all the junk.
You're starting to bug me.
Isn't that cute.
The boy's bugged.
Meowth, then, let's squash him.
Koffing, Attack!
Ekans, Go!
[Nurse Joy, Ash and Misty flee the scene with Pikachu on the stretcher as Ekans and Koffing cause destruction]
You grab Pikachu and get out of here! I'll take care of these three clowns.
That's pretty big talk coming from such a little lady.
At least you're right about the pretty part, thanks for the compliment.
The girl thinks she's pretty.
I agree with her. I think she's pretty, too. Pretty pathetic!
[annoyed] Hmmmm, I'll show you! Poké Ball, go! [Goldeen comes out rolling and jumping on the floor, to Jessie and James' shock] Goldeen, return! [Goldeen is back inside the Poké Ball]
That's her best shot?
She's all washed up.
[The Meowth balloon is flying past the full moon, but Team Rocket is hanging from a rope]
Great! A cat losing to a mouse!
That Pikachu is no ordinary Pikachu.
It's certainly very rare. A perfect prize!
Let's catch it!
Perhaps, we will.
[Then, the Meowth balloon pops, sending the three characters hurtling through the night]
[Last lines]
Do you have any more bright ideas?
Well, unlike you at least I have ideas!
Yeah, and they're all bad.
WHO ASKED YOU?!
[The Kakunas and Beedrills are suddenly waking up]
Oh-oh.
Oh no.
[They're attacked by the swarm of Beedrills offscreen]
Well, it looks like Team Rocket is....
Blasting off again!
That was the Metronome!
I give it two thumbs down!
Me too!
Meowth three!
The coast is clear.
Nothing to fear.
Nobody here!
[Charmander closes eyes, and uses Flamethrower on Team Rocket and fries them]
You see!? Did I tell you we needed fire-proof uniform?!
Shut up and keep running!
Some geniuses! Meowth!
Looks like Team Rocket's blasting off again!
[appears from the bushes; surprised] Charmander beat them?
Wait! There goes my next paycheck!
Who cares about your paycheck? What about mine?!
We gotta get out of here!
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