Glen, Dave and others in “Pretty Vaaaycunt”

What do you think?

That has got "hit" written all over it.

Cheers.

When you get your new recording contract, I'd definitely suggest this is your first single.

Thank you, Dave! Next time I need advice from a stoned-out hippy, I'll know precisely where to turn. In the meantime, please stick to your assigned role as a third-rate sound engineer.

He's just jealous cos I wrote the tune and most of the lyrics, apart from that rewrite you did on the 2nd verse which admittedly is an improvement.

The only thing that makes it not an ABBA song, is that I sing "pretty va-cunt", whereas you wanted "pretty vacant".

Dave's right. When we present to potential record companies...

Shut up, Glen!

Ugh! Are we fighting again?

"Pretty Vacant" does not represent us as a band.

Oh, no, not like "Anarchy". "I'm an anarchist. I'm an Antichrist." Do you know what a hard time my mum gets at work over those lyrics?

Because "anarchist" and "Antichrist" don't rhyme?

I'm the one who people notice. And I'm the one who bears the consequences, so pardon me, Glen, if I don't give A FUCK, what your mum thinks!