Chrissie and Steve in “Pretty Vaaaycunt”

[Plays "St. James Infirmary Blues" on acoustic guitar with Steve] There you go.

You're a fսcking great guitarist. You know that?

I'm not. You're just really shit.

Mouthy Yank!

Play with me. You might learn something.

We do make great music together.

You talking about the lying-down kind, or the sitting-up kind?

Both. Well, actually there's more than two cos you can do the lying-down music... standing up and sitting down. And you can do the sitting-down music standing up and lying down.

[Laughs] It's confusing speaking in metaphors all the time, isn't it?

Ugh, it's a right nause! [Chrissie scats on guitar] What is a metaphor?

It's a thing that's like a thing.

Right. Those northern towns are gonna hate you.

Might not make it back alive.

Might not.

We'd better make music one last time... before I leave.

See, now that... is a metaphor.