[Reading newspaper] What is this?
That is a call to arms.
That is a stream of unpunctuated hot air from a broken hair dryer.
Oh, please don't allow me to interrupt your very important potato prints.
Not important enough for you to mention in your interview.
Ah! Bruised ego, is it?
I like the "anarchy" bit.
What about the "Bay City Rollers" bit?
The bit about the shop and the band sharing a name?
Well, it's just always good to throw some facts in with the bullshit.
I'm changing the name of the shop.
Well, we can't change the name of the band now.
The shop is not there to service the band. The shop is not there to reinforce your brand.
Well, what is it there for, then?
To expose hypocrisy and provoke revolution.
What, with sticky back plastic and squeezy bottles?
[Grabs the back of Malcolm's and he grunts] Do you know the difference between you and me, Malcolm?
How do I differ from thee? Let me count the ways...
Your idea of ambition is to be the new George Epstein.
Brian Epstein. It's "Brian".
And my idea of ambition is to be the new Boudica. I want to ride a chariot down Oxford Street and burn this city to the ground.
Oh! So, what does Boudica want to call her new boutique, then?
"Seditionaries".
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