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Pistol · Season 1, Episode 2

John, Steve and others in “Rotten”

[Steve has produced lyrics scrawled out on ripped out notebook pages]

John

"Give the dog a bone"? What does that mean?

Steve

When you're seventeen, all you want to do is shag.

John

Do ya?

Steve

Yeah. Just sing it.

John

I'm not singing that. It sounds like it's written by a moron.

Steve

Just sing it.

John

How old's Malcolm?

Steve

Don't know.

Glen

Twenty-nine.

John

You're only twenty-nine... Got a lot to learn... You're only twenty-nine... Give the git a... Make my stomach... Nah! You're only twenty-nine... Got a lot to learn... But when your mummy dies, she will not return! That's more like it!

Glen

It's a little bit weird.

John

You're welcome.

Steve

We like noise, it's our choice...

John

It's good. We're keeping that. Easy and simple.

Steve

Good. And "I don't work, I just speed, that's all I need".

John

Yeah, some of it's all right, Steve, if I could read it. Honestly, did you even go to school?

Steve

[Scoffs] No, not really. Don't worry, I'll work it out.

John

I need the bog.

Steve

John. I know what we should call ya. Rotten. On account of your teeth.

John

Johnny fucking Rotten. That's brilliant! I love it. [Goes out door]

Steve

Who's he think he is?

Paul

He is a bit of a prick.

Glen

He's just... weird.

John

[Watching outside] Little fucker.

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