[Pamela has gotten on train in a transparent plastic shirt]
Man
Hello, darling!
Woman
[To son] Cover your eyes! Cover your eyes!
Train conductor
[To Pamela] Would you like an upgrade, young lady? I've an empty First Class carriage.
Pamela
And why would you be so kind?
Train conductor
Well... You're making these people uncomfortable.
Pamela
Why would they be uncomfortable? I'm perfectly comfortable.
Woman
Why would you dress like that? There are children present. [To son] What are you grinning at? You're just like your father.
Train conductor
First Class has tea and toast. Nice bit of strawberry jam.
Pamela
Provocateuring does make one quite hungry.
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