Chrissie, Pamela and others in “Rotten”

Oh, he's back.

At least he waited outside this time.

Hey! Hey, you alive?

[Groans] I don't think so.

We were taking bets on how long before they found you floating in the Thames.

Okay, move! We gotta open.

I'll give you a hand.

"Singer walking off stage before he's sung" is a novel approach.

Yeah.

It was cool.

Was it?

We didn't know what was happening. Your band just kept playing, and the music was really hard. You could feel their anger. But then they stopped, which was shit, cos I'd spent two hours getting ready.

Where do you get changed for work?

I come like this from home.

On the train?

Being seen is a political act. Shoving it in their stuck-up faces, bunch of hypocrites. Supposed to be a free country.

Where do you get the balls?

As you can see... I don't have any. This is a vulva-powered revolution.

Why take the train if you've got a Volvo?

[Laughs] You're funny... Kutie Jones. Tea? [Walks away]

I can't understand her half the time... but she has got guts.

Yeah. As opposed to some. Why didn't you sing?

Umm... I guess the new improved cloak of invisibility didn't live up to expectations.

Being seen is generally part of being on stage, Steve.

Do you think Viv and Malcolm would give me another chance?

Better hurry. They've been looking for a new singer.