Glen, Paul and others in “The Cloak of Invisibility”

All right, good news! I've come up with a new name.

What's wrong with the old name?

Yeah, I like "The Strand".

Nah, it's boring. Like Glen's hair.

Piss off.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you "The Swankers".

"The Swankers"? Sounds like "Wankers".

Nah, it's edgy.

Why do you get to choose the name?

It's my band.

You can barely sing.

I can sing better than you can play. I'm the best musician.

You're also a jumped-up little ponce who likes The Beatles and minor diminished 4ths. Oh, yeah. Plus, I nicked all the gear.

Yeah. Yeah, you did.

Phantom of the Odeon. And, uh... I've written an original.

You?

Yeah.

Give us a look.

Oh, it's... It's not actually written down.

Oh! So, when you say you've "written" a song, you mean...

Don't be a prick, Glen.

Look, Wally, do you remember that riff we was mucking around with the other day? It was like... we was mucking around with the other day? It was like... da-na-na-na-na-da-na-na-na-na...

Nah, sorry.

Jesus! They don't call you "Wally" for nothing, do they? Glen... Do you remember the chords?

Try A.

Like this: Da-na-na-na-na... Yeah, that's right. Yeah, that's right. Glen?

D.

Glen?

D.

All right, play D. Yeah, Glen?

E, maybe?

Yeah. That's it. Right, repeat it.

Give us some noise. [Plays a song] What happens next?

Uh, I don't know. I gotta come up with more lyrics.

It's a bloody good start.

Well, it's not quite The Beatles, but...

It's better! It's ours.

Oh, shut up, you ponce.