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Pistol · Season 1, Episode 1

Paul, Steve and others in “The Cloak of Invisibility”

Paul

[Police lights go on while they are speeding in a sportscar] Shit! Pull over! Steve, pull over now! I'm gonna lose my apprenticeship!

Steve

They'll definitely kick the shit out of us for having a better motor than them!

Paul

I shouldn't have let you talk me into this!

Police officer

[Walking to vehicle] Won the pools, have we, lads?

Steve

Hello, Officer.

Police officer

Step out of the vehicle, sir.

Steve

All right. [Accelerates away]

Paul

You're a fucking lunatic!

Steve

Do you want to keep your apprenticeship or not? Right, round this corner, we're gonna jump out, throw on the old cloak of invisibility, and scarper!

Paul

You and your bloody cloak of invisibility! It doesn't work, does it?

Steve

Oh, it's only cos they can see you, you pillock! [They climb up wall and look down from above at officers investigating idling vehicle] Don't forget, rehearsals tomorrow.

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Wally

You mean... we can rehearse here as long as we want?

Wally's father

Yep! We're rewiring the entire building. It'll take years.

Wally

Thanks, Dad!

Wally's father

Just make sure I get a ride in your Rolls when you're famous. [Walks away]

Steve

Yeah, all right.

Wally

Cheers!

Band members

Yah!

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