[Police lights go on while they are speeding in a sportscar] Shit! Pull over! Steve, pull over now! I'm gonna lose my apprenticeship!
They'll definitely kick the shit out of us for having a better motor than them!
I shouldn't have let you talk me into this!
[Walking to vehicle] Won the pools, have we, lads?
Hello, Officer.
Step out of the vehicle, sir.
All right. [Accelerates away]
You're a fucking lunatic!
Do you want to keep your apprenticeship or not? Right, round this corner, we're gonna jump out, throw on the old cloak of invisibility, and scarper!
You and your bloody cloak of invisibility! It doesn't work, does it?
Oh, it's only cos they can see you, you pillock! [They climb up wall and look down from above at officers investigating idling vehicle] Don't forget, rehearsals tomorrow.
...
You mean... we can rehearse here as long as we want?
Yep! We're rewiring the entire building. It'll take years.
Thanks, Dad!
Just make sure I get a ride in your Rolls when you're famous. [Walks away]
Yeah, all right.
Cheers!
Yah!
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