[After everyone realizes that the real Harold Foster Brain is Joyce DeWitt]
M Man
Come on, everybody! Let's go over to Joyce DeWitt's house!
[As the people run off, Jake steps out of his cabin, glaring at Pinky and Brain as he holds them by their tails]
You lied to me! You're one of them!
[He kicks them out and they land on the ground]
[offscreen] And give me back my hats!
[He takes the hats back and slams the door offscreen]
[sadly] Poit! I'll miss him.
Yes, it isn't often you meet an election up here, isn't it, Pinky?
S3 E17 A Pinky and the Brain Halloween
No! Pinky, you got chocolate on my Jack-o-lantronix transmitter!
You got Jack-o-lantronix transmitter in my chocolate!
Brilliant, Brain! Oh, one quick question.
Do sealions eat seazebras?
You are going to be a help this time. Say it!
"You are going to be a help this time."
I think I'll ask Winnie if she wants to go to the movies with me. [barks to Winnie in sealion language; she starts swimming faster]
You just said "Fetch me a big clown hat!"
[being attacked by an octopus] PINKY!
Hi Brain. Do you know the lyrics to Muskrat Love ?
[singing to the tune of Muskrat Love] Octopus help... [stops] I don't think that's quite right...
[speaking in sealion language] You must get the army back at once.
W Winnie
[subtitled] Give me a fish and I will playfully nuzzle you.
There's no time for me to give you another fish!
[speaks to Winnie in sealion language; she swims away] Winnie! Come back! I was only trying to tell her how much I like her."
Unfortunately, it came out more like, "I'm a big billy goat so you'd better beat it, sister."
S3 E23 Pinky at the Bat/Schpiel-borg 2000
The game does not conclude until the woman with the eating disorder ululates.
N Narrator
So they took their friend Christopher's advice and went to see Algore the Donkey, who lived on the very next page.
When does this scene start to animate, Brainie?
It already has , Pinklet. The question is, when does Algore start to animate?
Has it ever occurred to you, Pinklet, that your scarf is constricting the bloodflow to your head?
Yes! And it keeps my neck all cozy-warm.
Luckily, I know the location of a veritable Fort Knox of honey, right here in Acme Woods!
Oooh, a fort! FORT! Oh, can we play Cowboys and Indians?
No, but we can play Geniuses and Numbskulls.
Like this! [hits Pinky with his stick]
As you know, people in today's body conscious society are obsessed with losing weight. My plan is to secretly replace all the artificial sweeteners in the world with real ones, thus rendering the world's population fat, slow moving, and completely toothless.
You mean like the guests on Jerry Springer?
S3 E33 The Pinky P.O.V./The Really Great Dictator/Brain Food
Brain? Brain? Yoo-hoo! Where is he? Ah! He really should clean up after himself. Oh, well. [sweeps up the dust and walks over the trash can, humming a tune, and looks at himself in admiration] Zort! [chuckles cheekily and dumps the dust]
Pinky? Open the trash can. [Pinky does so] Thank you.
Brain, that was amazing! How did you do it?
[grabs and pulls Pinky by the nose; annoyed] I was helped by a moronic blabbedy big word blah blah real big word something or other blah.
[rubs his nose] Well, that was nice of him. You know, it's hard to find a friendly, um, what you said.
Not hard enough. [bashes Pinky with a pencil, making him fall over]
All fall down. [laughs cheekily] Narf!
Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Whoof, oh, I'd have to say the odds of that are terribly slim, Brain.
I mean, really, when have I ever been pondering what you've been pondering?
Exactly. So, what are the chances that this time, I'm pondering what you're pondering?
Well, that's exactly what I'm thinking, too.
Therefore, you are pondering what I'm pondering.
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