[After seeing on a naval chart how close their objective is]
Oh, look, Brain, it's so close, we'll be there before you can say "Poit!"
We'll reach Mars before I yell "Poit!" Pinky.
Any questions?
Umm. If you could be any animal, what would it be?
Oh, I'd have to say a hawk, Pinky. So I could soar through the sky, catch little white mice in my sharp talons, and feed them to my young.
Eww. That's just weird, Brain.
[Their submarine is filling up with water.] We're gonna make it! We're gonna make it, right Brain!? BRAIN??
POIT!
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