TV show quotes
As you know, people in today's body conscious society are obsessed with losing weight. My plan is to secretly replace all the artificial sweeteners in the world with real ones, thus rendering the world's population fat, slow moving, and completely toothless.
You mean like the guests on Jerry Springer?
Exactly, Pinklet.
Brain? Brain? Yoo-hoo! Where is he? Ah! He really should clean up after himself. Oh, well. [sweeps up the dust and walks over the trash can, humming a tune, and looks at himself in admiration] Zort! [chuckles cheekily and dumps the dust]
Pinky? Open the trash can. [Pinky does so] Thank you.
Brain, that was amazing! How did you do it?
[grabs and pulls Pinky by the nose; annoyed] I was helped by a moronic blabbedy big word blah blah real big word something or other blah.
[rubs his nose] Well, that was nice of him. You know, it's hard to find a friendly, um, what you said.
Not hard enough. [bashes Pinky with a pencil, making him fall over]
All fall down. [laughs cheekily] Narf!
Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
Whoof, oh, I'd have to say the odds of that are terribly slim, Brain.
True!
I mean, really, when have I ever been pondering what you've been pondering?
To my knowledge. Never!
Exactly. So, what are the chances that this time, I'm pondering what you're pondering?
Next to nil.
Well, that's exactly what I'm thinking, too.
Therefore, you are pondering what I'm pondering.
Poit! I guess I am!
Would you mind telling me who you are?!
As if you didn't know.
Right. As if I didn't know.
Why, he's your guest of honor - the Brain!
I am the subject of this whole conference.
We're here to discuss the human brain.
Egad! There's a human version of you? Scary!
Hey, and don't forget - Saturday morning's the big global Schmëerskāhøvênathon for world peace.
Schmëerskāhøvênathon? Pinky, do you know what this means?
Another preemption for Brand Spanking Fresh and Shiny New Doug?
Poor Snowball! I’m afraid his ways are changed for good.
Russia! I've heard of that place! Isn't it full of cheating, lying and backstabbing intrigue?
The Cold War is over Pinky. Now Russia is a place of free-market capitalism.
What's free-market capitalism?
Erm... cheating, lying and backstabbing intrigue.
Are you pondering what I’m-[lets out a belch]
[The audience laughed. Pinky and the Brain laugh too.]
[feeling a little embarrassed] Sorry! We’ll take it again!
Are you pondering what I'm pondering, 3-Pinky-O?
Um, I think so, Brain-2, but a show about two talking lab mice? Heh, it'll never get on the air.
[Last lines of the series] Come, Pinky-O. We must catch the space shuttle back to our home planet of Acme and prepare for the next millennium.
Gee, Brain-2, what are we gonna do in the next millennium?
The same thing we do every millennium, Pinky-O. Try to take over the galaxy!
3-Pinky, 3-Pinky and the Fridge, Fridge, Fridge, Fridge, Fridge!
I am not a refrigerator.
Dot, dot, dot, dot!
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